Mostly Nitpicking

Let the quest BEGIN! And then for reasons completely outside of its control, let the quest END! And after a few weeks, let the quest RESTART on Disney+! This week, Nando DJ Diggins and special quest Michelle journey to a far off world that may bear some resemblance to but is legally distinct from Bright in Disney Pixar's Onward! They nitpick the magic, the dragons, and of course the comically unreasonable vehicles.

What you see can't hurt you. (This should be the tagline for the original Dark Universe) This week, Nando DJ and Diggins strap and take the invisibility serum that...whoops. Sorry. That's 2000s Hollow Man. This week, the guys watch as the camera pans around the room menacingly in the first in a line of Universal monster movies, The Invisible Man. They nitpick the technology, the strategy, and of course Adrian himself (if he is invisible at all!*). * He is. It's in the trailers.

Witness the beginning of the Dark Universe! And then, when the movie ends, witness the end of the Dark Universe! This week Nando DJ and Diggins take the weirdest sounding plane ever to the heart of London to nitpick 2017's The Mummy. That's right. Not the good one with Brendan Frasier. The other one. They nitpick the women, the war crimes, and of course the heavy handed cinematic universe building.

Sonic's his name! Speed is his game! He's also a big fan of baseball and darts! And he flosses because sure. This week Nando DJ and Diggins roll into the sleepy town of Green Hills and watch a movie that is about as good as you would expect it to be all things considered, Sonic the Hedgehog. They nitpick the bars, the cars, and of course The Olive Garden. Because when you're there, you're family.

Excuse us. We're here to report a terrible crime. This far superior film's continued connection to the original Suicide Squad movie. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins come together to chat about the latest entry in what can very loosely be described as the DCEU, Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn). And then when they're finished, the talk about Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey. They nitpick the costumes, the crossbows, and of course the back of Joker's head.

It's a movie about a lot of characters with forgettable names and then the man with maybe least forgettable name in cinema, David Lindhagen. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins take a trip down the oft untraveled romantic comedy nitpick road and talk about a movie suggested by the winner of our March Madness pool, Crazy Stupid Love. They nitpick the cheating, the stalking, and of course the sneakers.

Teamwork makes the dream work! This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins get a housecall from the most inexplicably Welsh doctor who can talk to animals in the history of cinema, Dolittle. They nitpick the whales, the Wales, and of course the whole animal languages thing.

Whoooooaaaahhhhh! Whoooooah! Whoooaaaa! *Police siren sounds* This week, Nando DJ and Diggins, the original Pod Boys reassemble to discuss not one but TWO movies that are inexplicably part of the same franchise, Bad Boys 2 and Bad Boys for Life! They nitpick the laws, the landmines, and of course the therapy!

Shit is just about to get real. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins are welcomed to Miami to nitpick one of the most 1995 movies of all time, Bad Boys. They nitpick the laws, the vests, and of course Mike Lowrey.

It's a Jellicle pod for Jellicle cats! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins get thrown out of a car into a burlap sack to nitpick the post apocalyptic world/movie that is Tom Hooper's (and let's never let him live this down) Cats. They nitpick the cats, the music, and of course the concept of reality itself.