Mostly Nitpicking

2 Christmas 2 Chronicles. This one also has Tyrese! With Christmas just around the corner (yikes) Nando, DJ, and Diggins turn the cheer up to eleven and watch a movie that certainly has a beginning, middle, and an end as well as just enough legally distinct Minions to keep kids entertained for two hours, The Christmas Chronicles: Part Two. They nitpick the cats, the cookies, and of course the Great Schisms

I know. We're as confused as you are. In the spirit of the upcoming Holiday season, Nando DJ and Diggins watch ... checks notes ... a movie where Nicholas Cage, Tony Jaa, and Crossbones fight a knock off Predator using the titular ancient alien for of martial arts, Jiu Jitsu. They nitpick the weapons, the amnesia, and of course the hoodies.

We never thought this day would come. We still aren't completely sure we didn't hallucinate this episode. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip back back back to 2017 and watch what definitely was not supposed to be the last X-Men movie before it all gets swallowed up into the MCU, The New Mutants. They nitpick the powers, the corporations, and of course the bears.

It's like if Ratatouille (we know that isn't the mouse's name) spent a movie trying to kill the Swedish Chef and the CGI was somehow less convincing than that of a 2007 Pixar movie. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take HBO to the Max and watch the latest entry into the "dumped onto streaming" saga of 2020, The Witches. They nitpick the mice, the chickens, and of course the accents.

The ghost is in the Skype call. If that doesn't tell you everything you need to know about this movie, I don't know what to tell you. This Halloween, Nando DJ and Diggins log on and watch the original social distancing horror movie, Unfriended. They nitpick the chats, the friends, and of course the blenders.

He isn't hollow. Just wanted to throw that out there. This week, the gang is back! Nando, DJ, and Diggins throw on their infrared goggles to watch a movie about a toxic work environment where someone happens to become invisible, Hollow Man. They nitpick the plans, the doors, and of course the invisible gorillas.

Quibi has fallen! We repeat, Quibi has fallen! In this bonus episode Nando DJ and Diggins get together for the first emergency pod to discuss the rise and fall of Quibi.

WE CREATE LIFE...and nitpick it This week, DJ is in space so Nando and Diggins watched a movie that's so strange it took over three hours to nitpick, Jupiter Ascending. They nitpicked the guns, the aliens, and of course the bees.

Waiting To Be Impressed? You're About To Be. By us and this movie. This week, Diggins is away on a secret mission so Nando and DJ watched the 2000's Sean Connery classic The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. They nitpick the guns, the submarines, and of course the invisible manning.

Three fast. Three furious. Three fast for y'all. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get shipped off the a Japan that looks awfully like 2006 Japan but it actually 2015 or something to watch the strangest Fast and Furious movie until the family goes to space, The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift. They nitpick the cars, the races, and of course the high schools.