Mostly Nitpicking

One shot. Everything rides on two night. Even if I've got three strikes, I'mma go four it. This moment! We five six! This week Nando DJ and Diggins get in some American muscle cars and headbutt a tank to watch the best Fast & Furious movie that has an ampersand in the title, Fast & Furious 6. They nitpick the fights, the spears, and of course the baby oil.

I hope you've got your thunderwear on. This week Nando DJ and Diggins escape to sunny Rio de Janeiro to watch the movie that (kind of) restarted it all, Fast Five. They nitpick the plans, the statues, and of course the handprints.

We have risen from podcast Hell to nitpick you! This week Nando DJ and Diggins reveal their identical dragon shaped birthmarks (they were both with them) so they can watch a movie that might as well be about a wisecrackin' Australian arms dealer, Mortal Kombat. They nitpick the fatalities, the friendship bracelets, and of course the soul sucking!

Flawful Victory! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins reunite with a kind of familiar team of heroes to watch one of the most soul sucking video game movies ever made, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. They nitpick the masks, the plans, and of course the uncomfortably long pauses.

Get over here! (and listen to this podcast) This week, Nando DJ and Diggins depart from Earthrealm to watch what may very well be the best video game movie ever made (sheesh) 1995's Mortal Kombat. They nitpick the kombatants, the tournament, and of course the flawless victories.

Look! Up in the...sky! It's a cloud! It's a spaceship! No, it's a floating school! This week Nando DJ and DIggins are doing a viewer's choice movie! At the request of Alex, they catch a ride on the flying bus to one of the most technologically forward and ideologically backwards schools ever imagined, Sky High! They nitpick the powers, the rules, and of course the eugenics.

The epic saga of four podcasts comes to an end! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in a silly flying car thingy and journey to exotic locales like Hong Kong, the Center of the Earth, and Pensacola Florida to watch the Monsterverses' title fight, Godzilla vs Kong. They nitpick the technology, the tunnels, and of course the podcasts.

For Darkseid! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins approach the edge of the void. In the distance, they see a dim light. Together, they step ever so slowly towards the light yet the closer they get, the fainter the light glows. And all at once, they are enveloped in the darkness. Floating endlessly having finally become one with infinity. They nitpick the Greek Gods, the hot dogs, and of course the ending.

It's a metaphor. The island is Vietnam. And King Kong is the Vietnamese people? Maybe? And the Skullcrawlers are ... listen it's a movie where the big monkey does big punches that looks like Apocalypse Now sometimes. Don't read too far into it. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins ride a crashing helicopter into the orange and blue tropical paradise that is Kong: Skull Island. They nitpick the titans, the trackers, and of course the sdtickbugs.

Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...I mean the Druun. Yeah. The Druun. That's different enough, right? Cool. This week Nando DJ and Diggins pay thirty whole dollars to travel to the far away land of Kumandra and watch Disney's newest animated movie about a warrior princess and her stand up comedian animal sidekick, Raya and the Last Dragon. They nitpick the gems, the smoke monsters, and of course the Boss Babies. Also they talk about Wandavision at the beginning of the episode.