

The Longest Shortest Time
Hillary Frank | Realm
Stories about the surprises and absurdities of raising other humans—and being raised by them. But you don’t need to be a parent to listen. Created and hosted by Hillary Frank.The Longest Shortest Time is back after a 5-year hiatus! New episodes drop every other Wednesday. Join LST+ for community, ad-free listening, and access to You Know What, our premium show featuring college students speaking candidly about sex, dating, and relationships.If you’re new to the show or want to get reacquainted, check out some of our classic episodes:• #27 Rewriting Your Birth Story• #88 W. Kamau Bell Asks His Mom About Sex• The Accidental Gay Parents Series (#60, #62, #80, #81, #125, #211)• #79 Terry Gross on Not Having Kids• It's a Real Mother: A Series About Workplace Discrimination (#141, #142, #143, #145)
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Nov 26, 2025 • 39min
TV to Spark Conversations with Adolescent Kids
Pop culture critic Kristen Meinzer joins us to share how as a tween, The Golden Girls — a show with grownup themes — helped her bond with her mom and grandma. She also recommends contemporary shows she loves watching with adolescents to spark fun and deep conversations.
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Recommendations from the archive
#118 All the Feels with Rob Huebel
#140 Zombies, Caillou, and Other Creepy Things
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Kristen’s full list
We couldn’t fit Kristen’s full list in the show. Find all of her recommendations here!
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More on Kristen Meinzer
Kristen has all kinds of amazing projects, which you can find at her website. Here’s a sampling:
• Kristen is a featured voice in ABC-HULU’s official 40th anniversary Golden Girls documentary, available in November
• She’s a host of The Nightly, a pop culture bedtime podcast
• She’s the co-author of How to Be Fine: What We Learned from Living by the Rules of 50 Self-Help Books
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Nov 19, 2025 • 44min
LST FAVES: All the Feels with Rob Huebel
Actor and comedian Rob Huebel talks about sneaking onto airplanes, why he doesn't share a bed with his wife, and what it was like to have their daughter live in the hospital for her first 117 days. And! The best placed fart noise ever.
⭐️ This episode originally ran on April 12, 2017 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode.
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Nov 12, 2025 • 37min
Bobbi Brown on the Beauty and Messiness of Motherhood
Bobbi Brown built a career making people look beautiful. Behind the scenes, she was mired in breastmilk, spit-up, and sleepless nights. Executives told her to hide her motherhood; instead, she put her soccer-momness front and center.
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Recommendations from the archive
#77 Behind Family Lines
It’s a Real Mother: our series about workplace discrimination
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More Bobbi
• Bobbi’s memoir: Still Bobbi
• Jones Road Beauty
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Nov 5, 2025 • 32min
LST FAVES: Behind Family Lines
Darlene's childhood dream was to join the military. She didn't imagine she'd also be raising three children solo. Tune in to hear what it’s like to be pregnant, breastfeed, and raise kids on your own in the Army. And to get shot in the back. Twice.
⭐️ This episode originally ran on March 7, 2016 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode.
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Recommendations from the archive
#19 The Mortality of Motherhood
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Oct 29, 2025 • 43min
Breasts
When Jean Hannah Edelstein went to college, she realized she had great breasts. Like, the kind that could win a wet T-shirt contest. But they also made her a target for harassment. Later, when she started nursing, her feelings toward her breasts got even more complicated. Then, when her son was four, she learned she would have to say goodbye to them. Today, Jean walks us through the life cycle of her breasts — from when she first noticed them to when she lost them.
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Recommendations from the archive
#108 Boobs
#109 More Boobs
#203 When Mommy Boobs Go Viral
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More on Jean Hannah Edelstein
• Jean’s website
• Jean’s book: Breasts: A Relatively Brief Relationship (using this link supports the show!)
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Oct 22, 2025 • 41min
LST FAVES: Boobs
When you get pregnant, your body changes (duh). One of the most common changes happens in your boobs (double duh). But sometimes your boobs change in ways that you don’t at all expect. Today we hear from two women whose boobs caught them off-guard, back when they became moms.
First, there’s Emily, whose nipples seemed to, uh, multiply. Then there’s Tara, whose boob betrayed her at age 26, when she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Except it’s her *other* boob that’s really the star of this story.
⭐️ This episode originally ran on January 11, 2017 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new boob-related episode!
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Recommendations from the archive
#109 More Boobs
#203 When Mommy Boobs Go Viral
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Oct 15, 2025 • 36min
Shafia Zaloom's Playful Approach to Sex Ed
Shafia Zaloom is a sex educator and advisor to Big Mouth, Nextflix’s fantastic series about puberty. Join us as she walks us through her innovative approach to teaching young people about healthy relationships, which includes games, music, and complicated scenarios based on real-life situations.
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Recommendations from the archive
• #237 You Know What: An LST Spinoff (Shafia is in this pilot!)
• #221 How to Not (Accidentally) Raise a Rapist
• #134 How to Make a Fella Feel Relaxed (the strange but real history of sex ed!)
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More about Shafia Zaloom
• Shafia’s website
• Shafia’s book: Sex, Teens & Everything in Between (using our links supports the show!)
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• Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe!
• Follow us on Instagram
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Oct 13, 2025 • 33min
BONUS: You Might Also Like: "The Second Opinion with Dr. Sharon Malone"
Today we bring you an episode of "The Second Opinion with Dr. Sharon Malone." On Dr. Sharon’s new podcast, women take back the conversation on health with straight talk, real experience, and the care we all deserve. You’ll hear prominent female advocates, experts and patients just like you sharing how they confronted gaps in our healthcare system and got second opinions that saved their lives. Alongside each guest, Dr. Sharon tackles the questions and topics we’ve been conditioned to ignore — the ones we search for at 3 a.m. but never bring up at the doctor’s office. From dismissed symptoms to systemic failures, she pulls back the curtain on what’s really going on in women’s health and gives women the tools to advocate for themselves and each other.
In this episode, Dr. Sharon talks to Board Certified Ob/GYN and Minimally Invasive Gynecologic Surgeon, Dr. Karen Tang. The two unpack the evolution of Obstetrics Gynecology, the different OB-GYN subspecialties, and surgical options for reproductive health. Plus, Dr. Tang shares experiences patients may have on the surgical table and why you may want to choose a minimally invasive surgery for gynecologic conditions. Find more episodes of “The Second Opinion with Dr. Sharon Malone” wherever you get your podcasts.
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Oct 8, 2025 • 50min
LST FAVES: How to Make a Fella Feel Relaxed
Strange but real lessons of American sex ed. Historian Lisa Andersen walks us through the decades.
⭐️ This episode originally ran on August 23, 2017 and is a favorite from the archives. We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week with a brand new episode.
📚 The book Lisa talks about developing in this episode is now available. She co-wrote it with Lauren Bialystok and it’s called
Touchy Subject: The History and Philosophy of Sex Education. Using this link supports the show!
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Recommendations from the archive
• #220 The Staircase
• #221 How to Not (Accidentally) Raise a Rapist
• #224 Sex-Positive Books for Tweens and Teens (and Parents!) - with reading list (buying books from this link supports the show!)
• We’ve also got a whole series on Sex & Parenthood!
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• Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe!
• Follow us on Instagram
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Oct 1, 2025 • 37min
You Know What: An LST Spinoff
Does more sex make you “wider”? Is it bad to swallow sperm? How do you clean a sex toy? In the pilot episode of our spinoff show, YOU KNOW WHAT, college students answer anonymous questions from teens and young adults — with help from sex educator Shafia Zaloom.
This episode is a pilot for a concept we very much want to keep making. As you can imagine, it’s not easy to get funding for a sex ed show for young adults, but we know it would be very popular! If you work for an org that might be interested in partnering, or you have the means to help out, email hello@longestshortesttime.com.
You can hear more episodes with the fabulous Zaraia, Niko, and Ollie when you join our special club, LST+ 🙂
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Recommendations from the archive
• #50 Mom, It’s Time We Had the Talk
• #220 The Staircase
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More on Shafia Zaloom
• Shafia’s website
• Shafia’s book: Sex, Teens, and Everything In Between
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• Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe!
• Follow us on Instagram
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