

Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Jan 27, 2025 • 25min
2025.01.27: Marked Safe
Burnie and Ashley talk about Storm Eowyn, NFL Conference Championships, roman numerals in modern culture, Super Bowl LIX, when reality seems like a bit, why Y2K made roman numerals lame, and what is the most relevant website of all time?
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 24, 2025 • 25min
2025.01.24: Mind The Gaap
Burnie and Ashley discuss Eowyn, semantic-based lore, Xbox, non-Fable news, Doom, Earthbound Hells, solving relativistic travel, TikTok still banned on iOS, and scars of the early internet. This episode is extended on Patreon.
Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 23, 2025 • 30min
2025.01.23: Deliciously Inaccurate
Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment leaks, API subterfuge, and MyGamerCard nostalgia.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 22, 2025 • 28min
2025.01.22: Razzing
Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, the Razzies, and dedicating your life to being a know-it-all jackass.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 21, 2025 • 22min
2025.01.21: Crown 'em
Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the Ten Commandment problem, and the guilt of escapism.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 20, 2025 • 28min
2025.01.20: Dummest Timelion
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 17, 2025 • 25min
2025.01.17: On Innies & Outies
Burnie and Ashley discuss David Lynch, being an artist in a commercial world, Nicolas Cage oscars, mistaken identities, Severance Season 2, Switch Two, complaints about the Switch One, docking with your friends, TikTok's imminent demise, and RedNote's rise.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 16, 2025 • 23min
2025.01.16: Hallway Fighting
Burnie and Ashley discuss Blue Origin, the New Glenn rocket, the Daredevil trailer, Atomic Blonde, Oldboy, The Punisher, and Severance Season 2.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 15, 2025 • 21min
2025.01.15: Dunked
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great Donut Correction, Dunkin nomenclature, donut shop flavored coffee, cheez products, Disney sued for $10 billion, and whether or not Moana is worth half a trillion dollars.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Jan 14, 2025 • 26min
2025.01.14: Real Girls
Burnie and Ashley talk about sex bots, lifetime dating budgets, Nintendo Switch 2, the loneliness epidemic, AARP, porn driving technology, and poisoning the social well.
Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com
For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com