

Morning Somewhere
Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events.
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Linkdumps for every episode on our website:
https://www.morningsomewhere.com
Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
Episodes
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Mar 7, 2025 • 34min
2025.03.07: eGOAT
Burnie and Ashley discuss Freddie Wong's new movie, the uncanny Sesame voice demo, the videogame Hall of Fame, guidelines for GOATs, and Friday's greatest song.

Mar 6, 2025 • 27min
2025.03.06: Pressed For Time
Burnie and Ashley discuss book hangovers, One Piece, The Witches, villainous traits, the moral safety of zombies, The Recruit, Colton Dunn, Paradise Episode 7, swearing at search engines, AI timebase, Slow Mo Guys, Pokemon Cheetos, and the penny press economic indicators.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Mar 5, 2025 • 26min
2025.03.05: Countdown To Jesus
Burnie and Ashley discuss Tim Robinson's perseverance, greatest episodes of television, Breaking Bad, Orange Is The New Black, skipping intros & recaps, Disney's release schedule, focal lengths, woolly mice, and HIV resistant people.

Mar 4, 2025 • 24min
2025.03.04: Coop Co-op Corp
Burnie and Ashley discuss a community member enters the international grocery fight, rooftop pigeon culture, rent-a-chicken, In Memoriam rules, Ne Zha 2 breaks two billion, is Avatar animated, Flow, and Oscar's big indie year.

Mar 3, 2025 • 26min
2025.03.03: Crab Elixir
Burnie and Ashley discuss fishbell doorbells, bad calendar notes, horseshoe crab blood, most expensive liquids, Oscar winners, Keiran Culkin, Elizabeth Olson, watching movies from the front row, private landing on the moon, Elon vs Artemis, and Kerbal Space Program.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Feb 28, 2025 • 25min
2025.02.28: Ladies Night In Space
Burnie and Ashley test some tech, correct Ashley's ongoing Potter mistakes, curling, Katy Perry in space, Butch & Sunni's employment status, Chapelle Roan's advanced promotion, Fyre Festival 2, Epstein logs, buying low, and their plans for the weekend. This episode is extended on Patreon.

Feb 27, 2025 • 24min
2025.02.27: Bygone Era
Burnie and Ashley discuss the passings of Michelle Trachtenberg & Gene Hackman, carbon monoxide speculation, measles in Texas, Ashley's Potter redemption Part One, and the bygone era of character actors as leading men. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Feb 26, 2025 • 31min
2025.02.26: Dumb & Dumbledore
Burnie and Ashley talk about Harry Potter casting, Burnie's Potter ignorance, Ashley's dream casting, Dungeon Crawler Carl's casting challenge, the sudden egg economy, cocaine toupees, the silent cost of being American, golden toilets, gold's big boom, TPing & egging, carats from carobs, carob bunnies, and loner Batman.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Feb 25, 2025 • 21min
2025.02.25: Dare To Devil
Burnie and Ashley discuss tech woes, BIG tech woes, Bybit's heist, Kathleen Kennedy's rumored departure, Rick Berman's Star Trek legacy, Daredevil, and beloved Marvel series.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Feb 24, 2025 • 21min
2025.02.24: Patent Toll
Burnie and Ashley discuss Reacher's 100%, Severance's Most Watched Crown, the possible Hooters bankruptcy, Monday's bad rap, patent drama, and Ashley's unappreciated efforts.Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comFor merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com