Cinephobe

Zach, Amin and Mayes are spending another Christmas in the trenches, separated from their family once again and racking up countless attempted murder charges against those relentless Wet Bandits.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed out back to their murder shed to hang with Mr. Highway and shoot their homemade crossbow.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite thespians of the year.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been 170 Cinephobe years since Zach, Amin & Mayes last visited Gotham City, but the time has come to complete the Schumacher double feature.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes dive headfirst into a world of obsession, paranoia and the esoteric procession of the number 23.Zach Harper26 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 38 | 8 + 1 + 18 + 16 + 5 + 18 = 66 |Amin Elhassan1+ 13 + 9 + 14 = 37 | 5 + 12 + 8 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 14 = 65 |Anthony Mayes1 + 14 + 20 + 8 + 15 + 14 + 25 = 97 | 13 + 1 + 25 + 5 + 19 = 63 |3 + 8 + 6 + 6 + 3 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 9 + 7 + 6 + 3 = 69 / 3 = 23!!BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you ever wanted to see a movie based on the title alone?Zach, Amin and Mayes try to strip down previous Cinephobes of all context, stars, plot and taglines, focusing on the word or words that sold a movie all by themselves.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After taking tandem dumps at the airport, Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Paris!Unfortunately, Death's Sadistic Design gets in the way and they are forced to retreat to a cabin in the woods and survive off of cat food.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man.Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler?No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardrobe, 2 hours late, after restocking on powdered deer penis in Chinatown.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes.Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles.BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCHJoin the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify.Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoopsAmin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzleEmail: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices