Cinephobe

Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 7min

Cinephobe Ep 15: Gemini Man

Zach and Amin take on the first movie to get a Cinephobe treatment while still in theaters. The Ang Lee directed, Will Smith dual role cloning action thriller is filled with distracting visuals and has been bouncing around Hollywood development hell since 1997. On track to be one of the largest box office flops of the year, this is a podcast you won't want to miss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 10min

Cinephobe Ep 14: Hurricane Heist

Zach, Amin and Mayes brave the storm of the century to steal a bunch of money bound for the shredder. We've got hackers, terrible southern accents, a knock off Batmobile, powerful senses of smell, and pallets full of action. Tensions are high here at Cinephobe, so check it out before we tear ourselves apart like a Cat 4. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 12min

Cinephobe Ep 13: The Heartbreak Kid

Zach, Amin and Mayes take a road trip to Cabo and get sick of each other when the red flags start flying. This 2007 film featuring Ben Stiller teaches us about spinning elaborate webs of lies, jackhammers, immigration, and pussy crushing counting. Will this podcast make it past the honeymoon phase? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 17min

Cinephobe Ep 12: Hot Rod

Zach, Amin and Mayes jump 15 buses to pay for their step dad's conveniently priced surgery as they crash into this 2007 debut feature film from the Lonely Island. You are all invited to join our crew, once you pass initiation, but just remember that I am the one that parties. That's a flavor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 31min

Cinephobe Ep 11: Swordfish

Zach, Amin and Mayes break the fourth wall to discuss Skip Woods' 2001 masterpiece of cinematic scriptwriting, Swordfish! Stanley Jobson (Hugh Hackman) is the man for the job, and he's just trying to get his daughter back from the Porn King of southern California. Whether you're here to research Halle Berry's role in the film or just a die hard Thomas Jefferson truther, this is the movie for you.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 9min

Cinephobe Ep 10: Mr. Magoo

Zach, Amin and Mayes review the movie released by Disney on Christmas Day 1997. Join us as we contemplate the origin of the name Quincy, the relevance of companies Compaq & Nortel, and which NBA owner most resembles the main character. Zach speculates on the origin of the eggplant emoji and Amin wonders whether Mission Impossible or Mr Magoo revolutionized the cable drop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 46min

Cinephobe Ep 9: White Chicks

Zach, Amin and Mayes put their jobs with good benefits on the line as we break down the 2004 Wayans Bros classic. Our longest episode to date might put you in a wheelchair, but don't worry the feeling will come back. Whether you only recognize Vanessa Carlton because of this movie or know that she had an absolute banger two years before, this is the podcast for you.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 5min

Cinephobe Ep 8: The Wicker Man

Completing the Cage trifecta, take a journey with Zach, Amin and Mayes to SummersIsle, but don't expect any of that signature Royal Honey because last year's harvest was a disaster. This island in the puget sound is full of creepy silent men, chanting female twins, ominous bee keeping outfits and jarred fetii, but this film comes down to one crucial editing mistake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 11min

Cinephobe Ep 7: Spies Like Us

Zach, Amin and Mayes go behind enemy lines to decode Spies Like Us, one of Amin's favorite's from the 1980s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Jun 24, 2020 • 1h 34min

Cinephobe Ep 6: Never Back Down

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back to grapple with the 2008 Orlando Brawler classic, Never Back Down, featuring the gentleman from Amistad. Join the Cinephobe gang as they explore the specific time period when you would print out Mapquest directions and the facility of dental dams to a caucophony of awful late 2000s music. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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