

Cinephobe
Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes
Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Dec 21, 2023 • 2h 21min
Cinephobe Ep 207: Timecop
Zach, Amin and Mayes are veteran Time Enforcement Commission agents mourning their dead wife and waging war across time with a corrupt presidential candidate.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsCinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video.Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 14, 2023 • 2h 24min
Cinephobe Ep 206: Universal Soldier
Zach, Amin and Mayes have had their memories erased and their corpses reanimated to become the most expensive and elite podcasting unit in the world.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dec 11, 2023 • 56min
Top 5 Golden Dumpsters of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite moments of the podcast.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 7, 2023 • 2h
Cinephobe Ep 205: Ghosts of Mars
Zach, Amin and Mayes have a whole twelve hours before sunup, and there’s money to burn, whores to fuck and drugs to take. Will they be able to escape the Martian charnel house?Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 30, 2023 • 2h 18min
Cinephobe Ep 204: Escape from L.A.
The hosts of this podcast discuss and joke about various topics including microphone selection, basketball players, and movie references. They analyze the film 'Escape from L.A.' and express their disappointment, describing it as boring and uneventful. They also discuss the music score, the futuristic features of CGI Hollywood, the car chase sequence, and Snake's epic escape. The podcast concludes with a discussion about the ending and the behind-the-scenes details of the movie's production.
Nov 27, 2023 • 45min
Top 5 Ass Ons of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023 (but in a bad way). From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our least favorite thespians.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 22, 2023 • 2h 1min
Cinephobe Ep 203: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Steve Wynn's Las Vegas, Nevada for the Security Officers Trade Association Expo and Award ceremony.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 16, 2023 • 2h 10min
Cinephobe Ep 202: Timeline
In this episode, the hosts discuss topics such as exceptionalism in Hollywood, accents in movies, and their thoughts on the movie 'Timeline'. They engage in a lively and humorous conversation filled with random remarks, discuss the cast and repeat offenders in the film, and explore scenes and characters. The concept of time travel and a locked wormhole is also discussed, along with character disinterest and suspicious funding. The interactions with Scottish and French characters lead to a surprising plot twist, and they also discuss battle scenes, trebuchets, and chaos in the movie.
Nov 13, 2023 • 37min
Top 5 Ass Offs of 2023
Zach, Amin and Mayes kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2023. From Liam Neeson month, to the Daisy Chain (but not directly connected), all the way through the third century of the podcast, we unveil our favorite thespians.Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDingsSubscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads:CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 9, 2023 • 2h 19min
Cinephobe Ep 201: Assassins
The hosts discuss various topics including Deep Blue Sea, Michael Rappaport, and underwater ovens. They give their initial observations on the movie 'Assassins' and analyze scenes involving Stallone's grief, planning eliminations, random events, and Antonio's rise in the assassins' world. They also cover scenes with caviar and a cat, a bank job flashback, and discuss various scenes, details, and character choices in 'Assassins'.