
Two Hot Takes
Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they scavenge Reddit, listener write-ins, and the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories. Morgan's IG: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/ Listen to exclusive BONUS stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Follow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakes Check out our YouTube Channel for full length videos! https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakesMerch!!: https://shop.twohottakes.com/
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Jun 26, 2025 • 1h 48min
222: Can You Clock It? Ft. Justin Sylvester
In this entertaining discussion, Justin Sylvester, a former assistant to the Real Housewives turned E! and Today show host, shares his unique insights on navigating personal dilemmas. He weighs in on whether it's appropriate to skip a niece's birthday for a Beyoncé concert and hilariously tackles an awkward situation involving a husband's ex's surprise baby shower. Their dynamic conversation makes light of tricky family dynamics and offers a humorous take on balancing personal dreams with familial obligations.

Jun 20, 2025 • 1h 43min
221: More to the Story? Ft. Bob the Drag Queen
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Bob the Drag Queen! Bob wrote an amazing book called, "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert", so they know a thing or two about there being more history than meets the eye. So we're diving into these Reddit stories and seeing if there's more to the story here.. What are your thoughts on these ones?!
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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 35min
220: Naive or Knuckleheaded?!
Join the fun as two hosts dive into a wild array of topics! From analyzing a husband's TikTok appearances to unraveling the complexities of C-sections, they tackle relationships with humor and insight. Friendship dynamics take a quirky turn when discussing accusations of demonic possession. Jealousy meets the digital age with the discussion on social media boundaries, and they playfully explore the nuances of gift-giving in romance. With light banter, they prompt listeners to reflect on kindness, communication, and the humor in life’s absurdities!

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Jun 5, 2025 • 1h 39min
219: Trip to the Edge.. Ft. Chris Klemens & Michaela Okland
In this engaging discussion, Chris Klemens, a podcast creator known for his humorous takes, and Michaela Okland, a social media star, dive into family and friendship dynamics. They tackle the cringe of a low-effort marriage proposal and whether you should cut ties with a spouse’s children. The duo shares uproarious travel tales, reveals the drama of blended families, and debates about the significance of engagement rings. Get ready for laughter and relatable insights as they dissect the quirks of life and love!

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May 29, 2025 • 1h 55min
218: Chaos is Enough Closure.. Ft. Chris Klemens
Chris Klemens, a dynamic street interviewer and host of Chris vs. the People, joins Morgan for a lively discussion. They tackle chaotic yet relatable stories, like confronting a sister about her unconventional lifestyle choices and addressing a husband's obsession with Freemasonry. The conversation balances humor with serious themes, exploring body image, surrogacy challenges, and the complexities of personal relationships. With Chris's energetic flair, the podcast shines a light on navigating life's absurdities while seeking closure.

May 22, 2025 • 1h 49min
217: Luckily NOT a Deathbed Confession.. Ft. Kaelyn Moore
Kaelyn Moore, co-host of Heart Starts Pounding, joins Morgan to explore the wild world of deathbed confessions and shocking family secrets. They discuss whether discovering hidden truths early is better than facing them at the end of life. From financial deceit in relationships to the emotional impact of DNA tests revealing unexpected ties, the conversation is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Their humorous take on toxic dynamics and wedding planning adds a relatable twist, making you question how much honesty we can really handle.

May 15, 2025 • 2h 9min
216: Justifiable Crash Out?! PART 2!
Join the hosts as they dive into a whirlwind of chaotic relationship stories! They tackle the hilarity of an older date at family dinners and the cringe of cake smashing at parties. Discussions evolve around boundaries, emotional reactions, and the consequences of quirky behaviors. You'll hear about a woman confronting a toxic friendship and the implications of unexpected financial windfalls in relationships. With a mix of humor and serious reflection, this lively chat navigates the ups and downs of love and life!

May 8, 2025 • 2h 10min
215: Justifiable Crash Out?!
Michaela Okland, a guest co-host currently planning a trip to Scotland and Ireland, joins for a lively discussion. They delve into the concept of 'justifiable crash outs,' sharing humorous anecdotes about family drama and personal boundaries. The conversation includes a sister grappling with grief over a deceased pet and her choice not to attend a wedding, as well as the quirky dynamics of a mom sending inappropriate pictures to her son. Balancing humor and serious themes, they highlight the importance of communication in complex relationships.

May 1, 2025 • 2h 2min
214: The Families are Fighting! Ft. Midwest Married
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Amy and Matt from Midwest Married! This episode feels like it covers A LOT of bases. From marital problems, MIL problems, and families that are fighting this unpacks a ton of different issues.. but overall--The family is fighting!! It's giving therapy can't even fix this family dysfunction!
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Index:
00:00 -- Start
04:12 -- Story 1
22:00 -- Story 2
34:24 -- Story 3
53:41 -- Story 4
1:12:08 -- Story 5
1:22:39 -- Story 6
1:31:33 -- Story 7
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Apr 24, 2025 • 2h 8min
213: Lost the Plot?!
In this lively discussion, hosts dive into the chaotic world where pets wreak havoc, like a ferret ruining a friend's dress. They explore an intriguing listener's unnerving experience with a boyfriend's wealthy family tied to Scientology. Wedding dynamics take center stage as emotional toasts lead to both humor and reflection. Plus, there's a hilarious take on spooky breakups, where a woman claims her apartment is haunted to evict her ex. Throughout, laughter ensues as they navigate the absurdities of life and relationships.