

Two Hot Takes
Morgan Absher
Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they scavenge Reddit, listener write-ins, and the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories.Morgan's IG: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/Listen to exclusive BONUS stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakesFollow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakesCheck out our YouTube Channel for full length videos! https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakesMerch!!: https://shop.twohottakes.com/
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Jul 24, 2025 • 2h 1min
226: Quite the Commitment..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! We get into a variety of stories that took some serious dedication, energy, or commitment from people involved. There's a woman who got an entire tree tattoo that was a copy of her situationship's.. and a couple who "solves" their problems by using martial arts moves. . Needless to say, some interesting dilemmas that we're going to need your takes on too! What would your take have been on these?!
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Index:
00:00 -- Start
07:56 — Story 1 TW*
23:29 — Story 2
32:54 — Story 3
52:43 — Story 4
1:00:18 — Story 5
1:11:33 — Story 6
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Jul 17, 2025 • 1h 56min
225: Power Struggles..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin!! We're getting into stories this week where it feels like the people involved are struggling over power. There's just something off about their dynamics.. and maybe we can get to the bottom of it. Like why is an OP's partner taking her glasses during intimate times.. Why is a magician playing inappropriate tricks?! And what do you do when your wife asks your co-worker to spy on you?! Need your takes on these ones!!
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Index:
00:00 -- Start
06:22 — Story 1
20:19 — Story 2
27:18 — Story 3
56:37 — Story 4
1:04:36 — Story 5 TW*
1:18:44 — Story 6 TW*
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Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 56min
224: More Drama Than a Country Song..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by 7 different guest co-hosts this week!! Recorded in Nashville, this episode features Austin Snell, Hudson Westbrook, Ian Munsick, William Beckmann, Ingrid Andress, Gabby Barrett, and Gavin Adcock! These people know country.. and one thing country does well is DRAMA.. so who better to help sort through these dramatic stories. Like a guy whose GF got a note from a pilot while at the airport.. or a new mom whose friend threw away her "ugly" breast milk! Going to need your takes on these ones!!
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Jul 3, 2025 • 2h 9min
223: Dumpster Dive..
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Justin and Lauren!! This week's episode is a S#!t sandwich.. aka we have a good story at the beginning and end but a whole lot of bad in the middle. Like a MIL calling her DIL tacky for asking for help when she's sick. Or a guy who's confronted with his fiancé cheating on him right before the wedding. Lots of OOFs this week.. a true dumpster fire.. let's dive in. Need your thoughts on these ones! How would you handle them?
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Jun 26, 2025 • 1h 48min
222: Can You Clock It? Ft. Justin Sylvester
In this entertaining discussion, Justin Sylvester, a former assistant to the Real Housewives turned E! and Today show host, shares his unique insights on navigating personal dilemmas. He weighs in on whether it's appropriate to skip a niece's birthday for a Beyoncé concert and hilariously tackles an awkward situation involving a husband's ex's surprise baby shower. Their dynamic conversation makes light of tricky family dynamics and offers a humorous take on balancing personal dreams with familial obligations.

Jun 20, 2025 • 1h 43min
221: More to the Story? Ft. Bob the Drag Queen
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Bob the Drag Queen! Bob wrote an amazing book called, "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert", so they know a thing or two about there being more history than meets the eye. So we're diving into these Reddit stories and seeing if there's more to the story here.. What are your thoughts on these ones?!
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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 35min
220: Naive or Knuckleheaded?!
Join the fun as two hosts dive into a wild array of topics! From analyzing a husband's TikTok appearances to unraveling the complexities of C-sections, they tackle relationships with humor and insight. Friendship dynamics take a quirky turn when discussing accusations of demonic possession. Jealousy meets the digital age with the discussion on social media boundaries, and they playfully explore the nuances of gift-giving in romance. With light banter, they prompt listeners to reflect on kindness, communication, and the humor in life’s absurdities!

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Jun 5, 2025 • 1h 39min
219: Trip to the Edge.. Ft. Chris Klemens & Michaela Okland
In this engaging discussion, Chris Klemens, a podcast creator known for his humorous takes, and Michaela Okland, a social media star, dive into family and friendship dynamics. They tackle the cringe of a low-effort marriage proposal and whether you should cut ties with a spouse’s children. The duo shares uproarious travel tales, reveals the drama of blended families, and debates about the significance of engagement rings. Get ready for laughter and relatable insights as they dissect the quirks of life and love!

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May 29, 2025 • 1h 55min
218: Chaos is Enough Closure.. Ft. Chris Klemens
Chris Klemens, a dynamic street interviewer and host of Chris vs. the People, joins Morgan for a lively discussion. They tackle chaotic yet relatable stories, like confronting a sister about her unconventional lifestyle choices and addressing a husband's obsession with Freemasonry. The conversation balances humor with serious themes, exploring body image, surrogacy challenges, and the complexities of personal relationships. With Chris's energetic flair, the podcast shines a light on navigating life's absurdities while seeking closure.

May 22, 2025 • 1h 49min
217: Luckily NOT a Deathbed Confession.. Ft. Kaelyn Moore
Kaelyn Moore, co-host of Heart Starts Pounding, joins Morgan to explore the wild world of deathbed confessions and shocking family secrets. They discuss whether discovering hidden truths early is better than facing them at the end of life. From financial deceit in relationships to the emotional impact of DNA tests revealing unexpected ties, the conversation is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Their humorous take on toxic dynamics and wedding planning adds a relatable twist, making you question how much honesty we can really handle.