
Two Hot Takes
Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they scavenge Reddit, listener write-ins, and the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories. Morgan's IG: https://www.instagram.com/morgsyabsher/ Listen to exclusive stories: https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Follow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakes Check out our YouTube Channel for full length videos! https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes
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Jun 5, 2025 • 1h 39min
219: Trip to the Edge.. Ft. Chris Klemens & Michaela Okland
In this engaging discussion, Chris Klemens, a podcast creator known for his humorous takes, and Michaela Okland, a social media star, dive into family and friendship dynamics. They tackle the cringe of a low-effort marriage proposal and whether you should cut ties with a spouse’s children. The duo shares uproarious travel tales, reveals the drama of blended families, and debates about the significance of engagement rings. Get ready for laughter and relatable insights as they dissect the quirks of life and love!

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May 29, 2025 • 1h 55min
218: Chaos is Enough Closure.. Ft. Chris Klemens
Chris Klemens, a dynamic street interviewer and host of Chris vs. the People, joins Morgan for a lively discussion. They tackle chaotic yet relatable stories, like confronting a sister about her unconventional lifestyle choices and addressing a husband's obsession with Freemasonry. The conversation balances humor with serious themes, exploring body image, surrogacy challenges, and the complexities of personal relationships. With Chris's energetic flair, the podcast shines a light on navigating life's absurdities while seeking closure.

May 22, 2025 • 1h 49min
217: Luckily NOT a Deathbed Confession.. Ft. Kaelyn Moore
Kaelyn Moore, co-host of Heart Starts Pounding, joins Morgan to explore the wild world of deathbed confessions and shocking family secrets. They discuss whether discovering hidden truths early is better than facing them at the end of life. From financial deceit in relationships to the emotional impact of DNA tests revealing unexpected ties, the conversation is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Their humorous take on toxic dynamics and wedding planning adds a relatable twist, making you question how much honesty we can really handle.

May 15, 2025 • 2h 9min
216: Justifiable Crash Out?! PART 2!
Join the hosts as they dive into a whirlwind of chaotic relationship stories! They tackle the hilarity of an older date at family dinners and the cringe of cake smashing at parties. Discussions evolve around boundaries, emotional reactions, and the consequences of quirky behaviors. You'll hear about a woman confronting a toxic friendship and the implications of unexpected financial windfalls in relationships. With a mix of humor and serious reflection, this lively chat navigates the ups and downs of love and life!

May 8, 2025 • 2h 10min
215: Justifiable Crash Out?!
Michaela Okland, a guest co-host currently planning a trip to Scotland and Ireland, joins for a lively discussion. They delve into the concept of 'justifiable crash outs,' sharing humorous anecdotes about family drama and personal boundaries. The conversation includes a sister grappling with grief over a deceased pet and her choice not to attend a wedding, as well as the quirky dynamics of a mom sending inappropriate pictures to her son. Balancing humor and serious themes, they highlight the importance of communication in complex relationships.

May 1, 2025 • 2h 2min
214: The Families are Fighting! Ft. Midwest Married
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Amy and Matt from Midwest Married! This episode feels like it covers A LOT of bases. From marital problems, MIL problems, and families that are fighting this unpacks a ton of different issues.. but overall--The family is fighting!! It's giving therapy can't even fix this family dysfunction!
Checkout Midwest Married if you want more from Amy and Matt!: https://www.youtube.com/@MidwestMarriedPodcast
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Index:
00:00 -- Start
04:12 -- Story 1
22:00 -- Story 2
34:24 -- Story 3
53:41 -- Story 4
1:12:08 -- Story 5
1:22:39 -- Story 6
1:31:33 -- Story 7
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Apr 24, 2025 • 2h 8min
213: Lost the Plot?!
In this lively discussion, hosts dive into the chaotic world where pets wreak havoc, like a ferret ruining a friend's dress. They explore an intriguing listener's unnerving experience with a boyfriend's wealthy family tied to Scientology. Wedding dynamics take center stage as emotional toasts lead to both humor and reflection. Plus, there's a hilarious take on spooky breakups, where a woman claims her apartment is haunted to evict her ex. Throughout, laughter ensues as they navigate the absurdities of life and relationships.

Apr 24, 2025 • 2min
Let Me "Clue" You In :)
So excited to share my new show with you all! Join Kaelyn Moore and I each week as we open a new case. Each episode dissects the evidence, retraces investigative breakthroughs, and follows the trail of clues that cracked the case—or left it hauntingly unsolved. If you're interested in with forensic twists, cold cases, and the relentless pursuit of justice— this is going to be a show for you. Can't wait for you all to listen. Link to our first episode!!: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0sImVnHNqezgWbd9kMkk0y?si=KfGsunm9RcqqUSOH0c7PSAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuackX2kVBANew episodes every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts! YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaWRvacYmHGULsL_dUyselwSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0EdKvs7lvnDVgh0MQE1jis?si=e581692a50e24306Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/clues-with-morgan-absher-and-kaelyn-moore/id1792283951Clues IG to never miss anything / see photos from our cases: https://www.instagram.com/cluespodcast?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==Clues is a Crime House original, powered by PAVE Studios. #Clues #CluesPodcast #MorganAbsher #KaelynMoore #Crime #CrimePodcast #Trailer #PAVEStudios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Apr 17, 2025 • 2h 10min
212: Gab, Gossip, & Goosebumps..
Morgan welcomes Michaela Okland, a guest co-host and Reddit enthusiast, to dive deep into some spine-chilling stories from the internet. They tackle everything from the anxious feels of teachers under surveillance to the drama of family infidelity. Michaela shares humorous insights about awkward encounters and the nuances of gossip, sparking lively discussions. Topics include the complexities of trust, the emotional toll of privacy invasions, and the intricate dynamics in blended families, all wrapped in casual banter and relatable anecdotes.

Apr 10, 2025 • 2h 3min
211: Workplace Hazards..
The hosts dive into hilarious and relatable workplace chaos, sharing wild stories and personal anecdotes about navigating office dynamics. They tackle awkward situations, from inappropriate inquiries to tipping dilemmas, while reflecting on the emotional impact of zodiac signs. A shocking tale of misplaced trust leads to discussions on workplace accusations and the blurred lines between professional and personal lives. Amidst laughter and nostalgia, they emphasize the need for empathy and respect in all interactions, both at work and home.