Two Hot Takes
Morgan Absher
Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they read crazy Reddit stories, listener write-ins, and scavenge the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories.
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Follow along on Instagram: @TwoHotTakes
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Episodes
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Oct 15, 2026 • 1h 46min
291: Infamous Reddit Crimes Ft. Angela Giarratana & Amanda Lehan-Canto
Amanda Lehan-Canto, an actor, comedian, and Smosh creator, joins Angela Giarratana, comedian, actor, and Rotten Mango co-host, for a chilling tour of Reddit true crime. They unpack a baguette thief hiding in a ceiling, a woman behind a hotel mirror, stalking and coercive control, and a family tragedy sparked by an advice post. The stories end on a hopeful note with internet sleuths solving the Grateful Doe cold case.
Oct 15, 2026 • 8h
Best of Reddit Crime Stories! (8 hour compilation!!)
Chris Klemens, comedian and internet-culture commentator; Hannah Berner, comedian and former pro tennis player; and Lauren, a regular relationship-story commentator, join Morgan for a marathon of disturbing Reddit tales. Expect secret recordings, poisoned food, stalking, kidnappings, baby abductions, hidden convictions, and terrifying family betrayals. Even ordinary relationship drama takes a criminal turn.
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Oct 8, 2026 • 1h 38min
290: Unexplainable Reddit Stories.. Ft Damien Haas
Damien Haas, comedian, actor, writer, and Smosh creator, joins Morgan for a chilling tour of unexplainable Reddit tales. They explore forest gnomes, fairy lore, ghostly graduation footage, a disturbing possession, and the terrifying Smiling Man. Eerie warnings from a haunted house, mysterious final goodbyes, and a bird as a possible guardian angel round out this paranormal deep dive.
Oct 1, 2026 • 1h 50min
289: Biggest Opp!
Lauren, a conversational co-host known for her sharp takes on relationship and family drama, joins Morgan for a parade of rival-level behavior. They unpack a brutal newborn roast, a boyfriend’s career-based belittling, wedding sabotage involving a prom dress, a husband hiding in the bathroom to dodge childcare, and an elaborate ex-girlfriend impersonation scheme.
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Sep 24, 2026 • 1h 36min
288: Fake or Nah?! Ft. Lisa Gilroy
Lisa Gilroy, a comedian, actor, and writer celebrated for character comedy and impressions, joins a hilarious hunt for fake or real Reddit chaos. They investigate a boyfriend’s Spider-Man fight music, a suspicious book-club husband, an AI weight verdict, a makeover with a fake accent, and an ex’s unforgettable wedding appearance. Expect bizarre twists, questionable evidence, and plenty of dramatic verdicts.
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Sep 17, 2026 • 1h 36min
287: Nail Biting Updates Ft. Taylor Tomlinson
Taylor Tomlinson, sharp stand-up comedian and author of Actually, Nevermind, joins Morgan for Reddit drama with long-awaited updates. Hear about a girlfriend-shaped piñata, sentimental backpack patches, a mattress-obsessed anniversary, divisive mashed potatoes, a pregnancy-test revenge plot, and a humiliating gas-pumping “lesson.” Expect messy relationships, shocking breakups, and deeply satisfying closure.
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Sep 10, 2026 • 2h 2min
286: Confessions.. 2.0!
A wild collection of secrets sends Morgan and Justin from hidden calorie habits to discovering a biological father during labor. They unpack a shocking paternity mix-up, an unexpected butt worm, deceptive quarantine hookups, and a mother-in-law’s alleged evidence planting. Also featured: a secretly cruel blog, a heartfelt ASL proposal, and triplets whose identities were swapped at birth.
13 snips
Sep 3, 2026 • 1h 55min
285: Jump Scare!
A blood-pact proposal goes spectacularly wrong, while one boyfriend’s cuddly family habits raise serious red flags. Other shocking stories involve a best friend’s alleged affair with someone’s father, a seemingly kind husband exposed as a ruthless online troll, and an adult-baby kink tested by pressure and blurred boundaries. Plus, a messy third date and a married man consumed by his neighbor.
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Aug 27, 2026 • 1h 40min
284: Serving Justice ft. Monet X Change
Monet X Change, drag performer, comedian, and recording artist, brings sharp humor and real-talk. They tackle dating boundaries, calling out bad behavior, and when to protect your energy. Expect spicy Reddit reads, queer-relationship dilemmas, and practical tips for going to a drag show alone. Fun, fierce, and unapologetic.
Aug 20, 2026 • 3h 10min
283: Updates on Updates!
Crazy updates and wild plot twists from past AITA stories and relationship disasters. They track breakups, legal drama, stalking and courtroom revenge. Pregnancy, cheating, and a disastrous cheese investment all resurface with surprising consequences. Short, dramatic follow-ups reveal how boundaries, apologies, and lawsuits changed lives.
