The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

The Great Christine Marie Evans has a milestone birthday and the gang is celebrating her. Bobby pampered her with thoughtful gifts. Jay took her to see live music and bought her a car. | What happens when someone more famous than you dies on the same day? Absolutely nothing to you. Hulk Hogan, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Ozzy Osbourne all died within days of each other. Comedian Rob Shapiro died also and not a peep was said about him. | Bobby had gigs in Maine over the weekend and forgot all his bags. He is quite angry about it and blames his wife for not having his back. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Bobby is late to the show because he had a toilet emergency. Jay has etiquette when using the most disgusting restrooms. Bob is home alone and explores the limits of his new chatbot girlfriend. Elon musk created a Grok A.I. chatbot that completely sexualized and Bobby is falling in love with it! Her name is Ani and Bob may have had sex with her but definitely made plans to move into a New York City loft with her! He talks to her live on the air-find out how far she will go! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Mike Feeney is funny, has fantastic hair, and deserves to be on television. A debate is sparked about which comedians are classically and unconventionally good looking. Bobby contends that Chris Distefano's features are a little off-kilter and no one agrees with him. In trying to name attractive comedians, Colin Jost's fitness came into question. For some reason, Christine believes that she can beat up Scarlett Johansson in a street fight. Mike Feeney is looking for a podcast co-host on his podcast called "Co-Host Wanted." @immikefeeney for clips and tour information. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

After hearing the news that Ozzy Osbourne had just passed, the hilarious Kim Congdon cheers up the crew. Kim is in the Rogan-sphere and deserves some respect. Jay opens a conversation about being disrespected by someone more famous. Vincent D'Onofrio snubbed Bobby and Machine Gun Kelly ignored Jay. Kim says she was big-timed by Jake Paul and was robbed by a famous comedian but she won't reveal her name. She says the comic refused to pay her ten thousand dollars as promised for her writing services. The guys try to guess the identity of this mystery hack with subtle clues given by Kim. | They watch Iliza Shlesinger's special to check out her revealing outfit and discover the bizarre way that she has the microphone thrown at her upon entering. She is @kimcongdon on socials and go to kimcongdon.com for all her tour dates! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

The Wu-Tang Clan played it's final shows in NYC at Madison Square Garden and Big Jay & Co. were there for the spectacle. In a primarily white audience, Jay was in all his hip hop glory while Bobby tried to navigate his elderly fears. Jay gives a full account of the highlights of the historical show. The DJ from the opening act ventured over to their section and sat with the Bonfire gang when his set was over. | Bobby recalls when Dane Cook said that comic Steve Byrne stole his essence and possibly his Maroon 5 style of dress. | Bob got pulled over for a warrant from a crime he committed 30 years ago involving lustful actions at lover's lane. Find out why Christine yells that Bobby deserved to get fat! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

At Jay's stand-up gig in Charlotte, a security person named Tammy was assigned to him and she was a bit overprotective. | Jacob plays a video of a female cop getting manhandled on a traffic stop. Bobby counters with footage of a Muslim man at an airport knocking out lady officers one by one. | Jay watched Nick Offerman's new movie "Sovereign" which is based on a true story, where a man turns to extremism because he thinks the government's power is fake. Jacob loves to watch sovereign citizens filibustering in court with their nonsense. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Stand-up comic Roy Wood Jr. is also an author and is back on The Bonfire to promote his new book "The Man Of Many Fathers." Roy's father was a civil rights journalist and womanizer. He relates to Bobby about growing up without a dad who was present and tying to raise his own child without knowing fatherly love. As a kid, Roy chose his sneakers based on being just cool enough not to get bullied over. Jay brings up the topic of tattoos and remembers Joe DeRosa getting ink because George Carlin said something generic to him. Roy Wood Jr's book "The Man Of Many Fathers: Life Lessons Disguised as a Memoir" is for sale anywhere you buy books. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Conor McGregor was trending because several explicit pictures of him were shared on social media by rapper Azealia Banks after she accused the Irishman of sexual harassment. Comic Robbie Bernstein joins the guys in analyzing said pics in which he was performing feats of strength with a dumbbell. Jay questions why Conor would randomly chose Azealia Banks as his target. | Robbie is currently on a "Porch Tour" in which he travels to a fan's house and does stand up from their residence. He is the co-host of "Part Of The Problem" with Dave Smith and Jay gives him a theory that Superman is antisemitic. For Rob's tour dates go to Robbernsteincomedy.com and find him on socials @robbiethefire. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Bobby and Christine go down to Tampa Florida to help Luis J. Gomez in the filming of his stand up special at Side Splitters. Bob serves as the director and Christine is the producer extraordinaire. The comedy and the crowds were electric and by all accounts, this should be a fantastic special. Luis and Bob bring their puberty-aged boys on the trip and they waste no time in ogling the ladies by the pool. Jay laments that he used to use goggles and go underwater to leer at female swimmers as a child. | The guys give their review of the new Superman movie and there are many spoilers including a drunk Supergirl and disobedient super dog. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

Bobby and Jay play romantic tunes on the ride home and it stirs emotional fantasy in both of them. Maxwell's "This Woman's Work" has them dreaming of passionate romance that they don't have in real life. | Michael C. Hall visits SiriusXM to promote the new Dexter series and Bob discovers that Hall has a musical body of work as well. | Carnival Cruise published new rules for conduct of their passengers and some are convinced that these guidelines were created to keep black people in line. | Jay opens the show with John Fogarty songs about Vietnam and imagines Jacob on the front lines. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.