The Horny Housewife

It MONDAY- a new tradition is here and its tell a sex story to start the episode; todays delightful story time is embarrassing and relatable. Lets call it "big boy stayed too long".Todays topics include determining just how ~freakyyyy~ you really are? Do we hold men and women to the same standard? My thoughts and more. The listener questions are quite interesting one being from a female struggling with anxiety of taking her boyfriends large member through the backdoor and wants solutions! Also- do women like having their ass eaten....I shall tell you. Sorry ladies I spoke for us. Todays last segment features a very special guest Bijou Finney aka the Mushroom Mamacita! We are discussing all things mushrooms, microdosing, clarity trips, using shrooms as tool to uncover more about your relationships (with your partner AND yourself)-as well as her journey, experience and how she helps others with plant medicine today! Check out her IG @mushroommamasitaTry BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!!http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifeCode: JORDYNFORIAhttps://www.foriawellness.com/20% off with code THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20ASK ANONYMOUSLYwww.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

Happy Valentines Day freaky fam! Today Im bitching about Instagram, answering your always interesting listener questions , and reading you a sexy bedtime story. (swingers edition) Todays listener questions; a man who is starved of affection in his marriage, another who is dealing with a "size queen" aka a girl why only goes for the large and in charge packages...Ill tell you my thoughts. Moving on I answer a female listener inquiring how to get her man in the mood MORE often, and do vibrators really ruin the pu$$y? All this and more. This months audio erotica is featured in todays episode and its titled "Husband and Wife in Vegas, Seduced by Swingers"written by u/happiesthubs.Part 1https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mpsbby/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/Part 2https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/mq2tje/husband_and_wife_in_vegas_seduced_by_a_couple_of/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=shareI MADE A NEW IGInstagram: @_thehornyhousewifepodcastFollow on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifeAdvertisingthehornyhousewifepod@gmail.com

Im so glad its February Freak Fam, Im telling you WHY. First were talking my sleeping issues and why the solution is a scary one. Ambien-one hell of a drug. Todays listener questions are about a man with large penis and his ungrateful girlfriend- the perfect butt plug, and how to overcome infidelity in marriage ( I took a deeper dive). Today topic of the hour was dating, Im telling you my honest opinion of red fucking flags, and sexy green flags that are a HELL yes to women. Don't worry I didn't leave the females out in blasting red flags that women give out that men need to just...run. xoxo JordynTry BEDUCATED.com one day FREE access to ALL (100+) courses!!http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifeCode: JORDYNFollow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttiktok @thehornyhousewifeconfess/request anonwww.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com

can all three of these topics be discussed in one episode?!?! THEY SURE CAN. Welcome back freaky fam, today starting off with some topics that have been brought to my attention, ahem, cue #findom- financial domination, where the f&ck have I been? This weeks listener questions segment highlights a dead bedroom couple and a couple who has a child cock-blocking and needs solutions quick! Another listener wants tips on how to go down on his girl- I decided to give you a deep dive on some technique and the inside scoop on whats going on inside of our heads as women on the receiving end. Lastly we go over the 5 love languages and their importance in your relationship.Take the Quiz to find out what your love language or your partners is at 5lovelanguages.comFollow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcastTik Tok @thehornyhousewife

Hi its a moody Monday for sure, because Im exposing an ex, ranting about toxic singles giving relationship advice, and answering listener questions brutally honest (per usual). Todays topic has some fire info thats going to level up your sex life guaranteed. Grab pen and a paper, because these tips you are going to want to utilize, every couple at every stage of the game will benefit from these tools that can be life-long worthy game changing. Both husbands and wives are going to want to tune in so you can maximize the pleasure, or get out of a rut and shake things up!Try ONE day FREE all BEDUCATED.com courses . (Access to 100's of courses)http://beducate.me/thehornyhousewifeCoupon Code: JORDYNFollow me on Tik Tok @thehornyhousewifeIG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_Support the Showhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

With Valentines a month away -The Horny Housewife- has you covered! Both the ladies and the men will benefits from my guidance from planning to gifting, what to do, and what the fuck not to do. Listener Questions this week are about increasing your cum load, opinions on genital piercings, and grooming preferences. Today I have a special guest, host of the podcast Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones, clinical psychologist and sex therapist, Dr. Christopher Ryan Jones. We are discussing everything from mismatched libidos, communication with your spouse, delving into fantasies, and the female orgasm! You don't wanna miss!You can listen to Sex Therapy with Dr. Jones anywhere you enjoy podcasts, or link below:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sex-therapy-with-dr-jones/id1489854551Follow me on IG @thehornyhousewifepodcast_tik tok @thehornyhousewife

Im back with all ze things. Today starting out I'm mentioning that we must manage our New Years expectations of ourselves, a mini hype sesh with the point of "be nice to yourself"- our first segment is 3 listener questions with the topics being: 1. ball sucking 2. butt play 3. kissing after oral (what do you think I had to say ;) ) Todays main topics are how to get your wife to embody her feminine energy, to feel vulnerable, up the connection therefore upping your chances of physical intimacy! (plus bonding does a marriage a good), lastly Im giving the DEEP DIVE into a males rectum, as Iv mentioned may times the perks of finding the male g-spot this time Im giving technique, and a play by play of what you are going need/do/say. I won't let you down freaky fam, happy Monday.follow me on IG @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttik tok @thehornyhousewifeSUBMIT ANONYMOUSLYwww.thehornyhousewifepodcast.comForia Wellness (sex oil, suppositories etc)code: THEHORNYHOUSEWIFEPODCAST20https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcastSUPPORT THE SHOWhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

HAPPY NEW YEARS FREAKY FAM. I won't lie, Iv had to overcome so many obstacles this week leading up to the first week of 2022 but I'm keeping my spirits lit regardless! Today Im diving deep with listener questions, first one being how to approach painful sex when the D is too big?! Ive got sex position tips, and other possible factors as to why this could be an YOU issues instead of a his dick size issue. Our second listener wants to know how he can get his girlfriend warmed up to the idea of anal play, and our third listener wants to know how to tell future potential partners that he used to be an adult film star!? BUCKLE UP bc its a juicy segment, followed by 2 depressing dead bedrooms story and me begging for a 5 star review. LOVE YOUconfess/request anonymously : www.thehornyhousewife.comIG: @_thehornyhousewifepodcasttiktok:@thehornyhousewife20% all FORIA WELLNESS PRODUCTS code: thehornyhousewifepodcast20https://glnk.io/j703/thehornyhousewifepodcastSupport the Showwww.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife

This episode dives into the emotional rollercoaster of being disabled on social media right before the holidays. The host shares a candid rant and tackles listener questions about intimacy and relationships. Squirting takes center stage, with myths debunked and techniques discussed to enhance understanding of this often-misunderstood topic. The conversation embraces female sexual exploration, emphasizing the importance of comfort and relaxation while shedding light on the science behind it. Expect a mix of humor and education!

Happy Holidays "freaky fam'-its Monday and today we are strarting off with 4 intriguing listener questions- that cover the best positions for men with penis's on the smaller side, to testosterone and its effect on ball size. Do women care about ball size? I GOT YOU COVERED. Also-our 4th question today is a woman whose husband expresses GREAT desire for a 3some, she on the other hand isn't so sure, but he says if she complies he will give her the fourth child she has been longing for....wtf is an understatement and Im not holding back. Todays hot topic: Friendships of the opposite sex...are we okay with them, do you think it means your SO is super insecure if they aren't down with it. Im giving you my honest feelings and perspective.Follow me on social mediaIG @thehornyhousewifepodcasttik tok @thehornyhousewifeSUBMIT ANONYMOUSLYwww.thehornyhousewife.comHELP SUPPORT THE SHOWhttps://www.buymeacoffee.com/hornyhousewife