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It's time to check in with the most important people in the world: listeners of the StraightioLab podcast. Two different Zachs, as well as some other people, called the hotline... and we answered! You can always leave us a question or comment at 385-GAY-GUYS. And who knows... you might hear your call on air sooner than you think...STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we're joined by comedian (and Sam's After Midnight coworker) Skyler Higley to travel down that ole country road to the topic we all grew up with: Hometown Pride. That's right, we're going back to where it all began where the trucks are big as houses and the sporting events feel war-adjacent. Plus, we talk about our work personas, what screeds we should all be releasing, and the ethics of carrying a grown man like a baby in a pool. This should solve everything. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The grocery store can be glamorous if you're picking up an iced tea or a delicata squash. But what if you just need some paper plates or a spray bottle of all-purpose cleaner? That's where things get drab — and fast. Today we're joined by the hilarious Liza Treyger to chat about the straightest aisle at the supermarket. Plus: Is reclaiming insults over? And are men and women different? We're realy close to figuring that one out! Stream Liza's brand new special NIGHT OWL on Netflix NOW!STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hootie-hoo, Glamour Girls! George and Sam TAKE OVER THE TECH WORLD at San Francisco Sketchfest. The amazing Amy Schneider (winner of 40 consecutive games on Jeopardy!) and the hilarious Moshe Kasher (The Endless Honeymoon Podcast) join them, need we say more??STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you radiating queer joy? There's a vaccine for that. Today we welcome the hilarious and currently-on-tour Spike Einbinder and Honey Pluton for an episode that truly Has It All: shocking confessions, reckless social theorizing, condoning of violence, and of course a new Haim-centric segment! So press play now... or be punished to the full extent of the LAW! See Spike and Honey in NYC, Chicago, LA, and SF! Tickets here: https://linktr.ee/spikeeinbinderSTRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-california-01-17-2025/event/1C00616EE10338C8SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever been in a hurry? Well maybe you should check in with that. Actually, we'll do it for you in this amazing episode with star of the new standup special "Human Magic," Ilana Glazer. We talk about what it means to grow up, how the 6th of every month feels a little scary, and we make shocking new declaration about therapy. So shutup, listen, and heal your inner child NOW. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab   COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-california-01-17-2025/event/1C00616EE10338C8 SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy New Year's Eve Glamour Girls! Enjoy this re-release episode with Esther Fallick which was named one of The Best Comedy Moments of 2024 by Vulture and NY Mag!In one of our most intellectual episodes EVER (and that's saying a LOT), we welcome reformed Disney adult Esther Fallick to chat about museums with slides in them—as in slides that you slide down, much like in a playground. We're talking the Museum of Ice Cream, the Museum of Sex, the Museum of Broadway... basically any museum-like establishment that is proudly anti-art! Questions include: Would institutions like this exist if we had universal healthcare? Was Ronald Reagan the original Madame Web? What makes someone a ""subject"" and what makes someone an ""object""? Are we good at identifying ""cultural rot""? Well... kind of! STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-california-01-17-2025/event/1C00616EE10338C8SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we're celebrating the holidays by unpaywalling a very special call-in patreon episode for all to enjoy. How generous of us! We take calls about the state of optimism, the pros and cons of being married to Santa, how comfortable we are with novelty, and so much more. Enjoy and see you in the new year! STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-california-01-17-2025/event/1C00616EE10338C8SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is the day you wait for all year round. It's the day when George and Sam's eyes roll back in their head and they predict the trends for the next year with stunning accuracy. Witness their predictions, no, their prophecies for the year 2025 and heed their warnings. STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-california-01-17-2025/event/1C00616EE10338C8SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded the exact moment it got dark outside on the Sunday after Thanksgiving, this episode unlocked something very dark within us that will be studied by social scientists for generations... Our dear friend Dash Turner joins us to chat about his twisted heterosexual habits and the healing power of Call of Duty. Plus: What kinds of injuries are gay and which ones are straight? Is breaking a bone just a test to see if you can "pull it off"? And where does insurance fit into the equation?STRAIGHTIOLAB MERCH: cottonbureau.com/people/straightiolab COME SEE US AT SF SKETCHFEST ON JAN 17: https://concerts.livenation.com/sf-sketchfest-presents-straightiolab-w-sam-san-francisco-california-01-17-2025/event/1C00616EE10338C8SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON at patreon.com/straightiolab for bonus episodes twice a month and don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.