Dad Meat

We are honored to welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat. We get right into what matters most and that involves cartoon smut, dads with broken birds and saluting ladies that you've porked.

We look back fondly on Woodstock 99 with our friend Brandon Vincent Jackson of English for Criminals Podcast. We also fondly recall our experience at a mutant MMA event while discussing opioid spunk and enduring Mike's Hitler joke that bombed so hard it nearly ruined a terrific podcast.

The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us lean towards Beyonce having a unique bird, then we discuss losing fights to prostitutes in your own car. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

We have the good fortune of being joined by Ryan Shaner & Jon DelCollo and boy do we carry on like wet Gremlins. We discuss the anxiety associated with Disney threatening to send movies to "the vault," having Shaner's head frozen and doggie style births.

We overcame a solid minute of tech issues to have one of the best episodes yet with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo. We find out all about Blake's Cub Scout Master holding him upside down by his ankles, talk about taking his girlfriend to a monkey party and come up with some killer ideas for poop propaganda.

With Butterly in the wilderness for the next three weeks, we kept the Dad Meat fire hot with Jake Mattera and Sidney Gantt. The three of us were rock hard for the entire hour discussing Jake's phone pit catastrophe, treating our wives to adult film conventions and performing cunnilingus like we were starving.

We are blessed with the presence of the king, Matt McCusker, as we speak on EMTs keepin' it one hunnit, nursing as a cursed profession and using Club Penguin to cheat on your spouse.

We are blessed with the Beezer, Brian Six, on this baby as we hunker down and discuss getting hit by cars, dying young and celebrating the life of our producer, Jake, who barely survived a near drowning in a foam ball pit this weekend.

This episode marks a significant milestone in Dad Meat history as we welcome our first Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award attendee to our show as Chip Chantry joins us. We talk about meeting Bud Bundy, coked up Roger Rabbit and getting our vibes right for the summer. Tell your bubs you love them. Love you bubs. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD to get 20% and free shipping.

We carried on like wet gremlins for this bad boy, as Tommy Pope and John McKeever came on and stretched this episode wide open. We dove headfirst into an incredible project that never got too far off the ground, Tommy thanking his dad for smacking him, Gerben going alpha on Tommy and John disimpacting himself. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com