Dad Meat

What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller High Life behind as he treats us to the most heartwarming engagement story you will ever hear before we switch gears to fawn over our new sponsor, Auto Blow, which could conceivably suck us dry.

Fresh off his life changing role in the most powerful Super Bowl commercial to date, Chris Wood joins us despite the incessant callings of fame. We also give thanks for Tim saving not only his house from being engulfed in flames, but getting such a ringing commendation from firefighters on the scene that it compelled Mike to swear Tim in as an official volunteer firefighter. The episode ends with an unexpected hockey conflict that uproots the foundation of Dad Meat. Join us for part 2 of this bad boy at patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast for as little as $1 a month.

If fat versions of Dawson's Creek stars turn you on, then you are gonna be rock hard for our guest, Jon DelCollo. We are still not convinced this studio is not possessed with the spirit of a bad dead child after the way we acted tonight, delving deep into such bad boy topics as gerbil suicide, nightclub fires and 90's sitcom stars that made our birds wiggle.

We are honored to welcome one of the funniest people on the planet, Tommy Pope, to Dad Meat. We get to the bottom of amateur murder investigating, hunting down Tim's missing cat and becoming a guardian angel to a lost Dominican dog who was reunited with his owner. This one heats up to a scorching hot Patreon episode which features a near in-studio death.

We welcome Lady King royalty to the show as Kilah Fox graces us with her presence. We carry on like soda-drunk children as we pop off about obese bombers, mental health check ins and a Looney Tunes interpretation of the Capitol storming. Shoutout shaftmcnulty for the title. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast Check out our sponsor Manscaped.com and use Promo Code: FATBIRD for 20% off all orders plus free shipping.

We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly regretted giving us anything, as we broke out the communion crackers and feasted as we talked crucifixion hijinks, porn hall of famers and wrote the storyline for a Fleshlight-based version of The Sandlot.

We're blessed with our friend Sidney Gantt, aka Sid the Kid, coming on and we come out swinging with a heaping helping of spunk talk. Sid and Mike both reveal their unique jerking style in the midst of all this. Sid discusses why he is an extraordinary debater while also telling us why he became the unofficial mayor of his hometown. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little as $1 a month. Wow. https://www.patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast

We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, but we make time to discuss the most pressing issue of the night: an entire Navy Seal team dedicated to sucking their own dicks to accomplish missions. Also, check out Part 2 of this episode on Patreon to see a deleted scene from Uncle Daycare that was too hot for the Tube.

Christmas came early as Chris Wood of Oral Presentations joins us and wows us with the details surrounding the theft of a coveted DVD belonging to his dead uncle. Woodman also reveals that he spends a significant amount of time in gravity boots, suspended upside down, while also describing a possibly supernatural encounter with a hammered oracle at a comedy show.

Butterly and The Rain Train are shootin' ropes of joy as Dad Meat returns to in person recording at the all new Dad Meat Studio. As if that wasn't enough, Colum Tyrrell, The Wizard of Pod, comes in swingin' on this bad boy in what was easily a cast for the ages. Latex cheeks are busted, knives are pulled and the boys are back to rubbin' birds the way God intended.