

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
1 phone call. 1 hour. No names. No holds barred. Thats the premise behind Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People, hosted by comedian Chris Gethard (the Chris Gethard Show, Broad City, This American Life, and one of Time Outs 10 best comedians of 2015). Every week, Chris opens the phone line to one anonymous caller, and he cant hang up first, no matter what. From shocking confessions and family secrets to philosophical discussions and shameless self-promotion, anything can and will happen! Theme song by Shellshag.
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Dec 17, 2024 • 1h 23min
My Son Tried to Murder Me
A mother shares her harrowing story of survival after her son attempted to kill her. Despite the trauma, she displays incredible resilience and uses humor to navigate her healing journey. The conversation explores the complexities of mental health and familial challenges, showcasing her transformation into an advocate for others. This poignant discussion emphasizes the importance of therapy and self-discovery, balancing the weight of her experience with a spirit of hope and empowerment.

Dec 10, 2024 • 1h 23min
Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek
In this engaging chat, an avid Star Trek: The Next Generation fan dives into their passion for the series. They explore the philosophical depths of the show, reminisce about favorite episodes like 'Conspiracy,' and laugh about Klingon culture and romances. The caller underscores the importance of community and nostalgia, linking their love for Star Trek with personal growth. Reflections on conventions and representation add layers to the discussion, making it relatable and delightful for both Trekkies and newcomers alike.

Dec 3, 2024 • 1h 21min
Sexting in Korean
Dive into a wild and humorous ride where sexting becomes a unique language-learning tool! Enjoy stories about navigating personal connections and unexpected moments during Thanksgiving. Discover the intricacies of Kendo and its surprising links to pop culture. Experience the quirks of bilingual communication through playful anecdotes and the challenges of mastering Korean. Plus, engage with laughter about online privacy and heartfelt holiday mysteries that make this conversation truly captivating!

Nov 26, 2024 • 1h 16min
Clothes on at the Nudist Resort
This week’s caller is a captivating vegan pansexual horse trainer, known for her eclectic life from law studies to Hollywood tour guiding. She shares wild tales like a hilariously awkward bachelor party at a nudist resort, where everyone remained hilariously clothed. The conversation takes a delightful turn into equestrian adventures, exploring the emotional bond between humans and horses. They also reflect on the contrasts of life in Los Angeles, celebrity encounters, and a spontaneous escape during COVID-19, highlighting the beauty of unexpected adventures.

Nov 25, 2024 • 7min
Listen Now: ‘Tis The Grinch Holiday Podcast
Jon Hamm, renowned for his portrayal of Don Draper in 'Mad Men', lends his voice to the Grinch's holiday antics. He and the Grinch dive into a comical holiday rant, tackling the joys and follies of Christmas while unraveling a Whoville mystery involving missing letters to Santa. They share laughs over Hamm's experience embodying the Grinch, quirks of cave life with Max the dog, and delightful pop culture tidbits, including a nostalgic nod to a dancing baby from 'Ally McBeal'. Holiday cheer and hilarity collide!

Nov 19, 2024 • 1h 22min
Weight Loss Surgery
An anonymous caller shares their transformative journey after weight loss surgery, discussing the emotional rollercoaster that accompanies such a decision. They explore body positivity and the challenges of self-acceptance, emphasizing mental health and the misconceptions surrounding obesity. The conversation takes a humorous turn with an engaging debate about raccoons, intertwining lightheartedness with serious reflections on health. Their candid insights provide hope and support for anyone contemplating similar life changes.

Nov 12, 2024 • 1h 23min
Invite Chaos
This week’s conversation dives into inviting chaos and creativity into life, sparking a debate about career opportunities. The caller shares their struggles with family expectations and pursuing passions, shedding light on the joy of quirky hobbies. The hosts reflect on balancing responsibilities and dreams while navigating adulthood. Nostalgia meets nature as they explore the connections between birdwatching and childhood memories. Ultimately, the discussion champions authenticity and finding fulfillment amidst societal pressures.

Nov 5, 2024 • 1h 42min
Election Day Special 2024
In a special episode dedicated to Election Day, listeners share their personal voting stories, offering a glimpse into their motivations and concerns. Topics range from discussions on healthcare and education to the importance of community values in shaping political beliefs. The impact of inspiring female figures and the complexities of voting in red states are also explored. With stories that encourage unity and understanding, the conversation highlights the pivotal role of individual voices in democracy amid a charged political landscape.

Oct 31, 2024 • 1h 20min
Trump Voter 2024
In this discussion, a 2024 Trump voter from a non-profit domestic violence crisis center shares their personal reasons for supporting Trump, emphasizing the necessity of open dialogue in politics. They explore topics like the challenges of abortion rights and personal beliefs, reflecting on political tensions while advocating for compassionate discourse. The conversation addresses the complexities of political affiliations and experiences in a polarized climate, underscoring the importance of understanding differing viewpoints as the 2024 election approaches.

Oct 29, 2024 • 1h 12min
Steamed Placentas
This episode features an anonymous caller who is a birth doula and placenta encapsulator. She shares her quirky journey from making pickles to managing placentas, blending humor with heartfelt insights. The discussion dives into the fascinating process of placenta encapsulation, from steaming to dehydrating, and its cultural significance. Listeners are treated to personal anecdotes about the joys and challenges of childbirth, as well as the nutritional benefits of placenta consumption. It’s an enlightening exploration of an unconventional career that leaves everyone smiling.