Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Jan 11, 2018 • 1h 15min
9 - The Moron Store
This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops. Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based restaurant in Tucson who was forced to close its doors after posting a noxious, Pro-Trump, Anti-NFL list of grievances on its Facebook page and DARING it to go viral. Oops! If you like the show, please rate and review in iTunes. And send your meemaw's memes to miniondeathcult@gmail.com!
Jan 3, 2018 • 1h 12min
8 - Tipping Point USA
Subscribe. Rate and Review. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. This week: A feel-good story about impoverished waitstaff being graced by the patronage of a wealthy, stylish millionaire Also: a TRULY psychopathic Facebook post about chocolate milk and national politics that only gets worse the more you know about it.
Dec 27, 2017 • 1h 16min
7 - Meme Man & Deplorable Boy
Subscribe. Rate & Review. Witness MDC to your impressionable friends and family. This week we're talking about Smart Young Man-In-The-Moon Charlie Cuck from TP USA and his spicy, conservative-billionaire-funded millennial Good Boy memes. Also: Steven Crowder laments today's lack of internment camps, and we get a verifiable Smart Young Man in the Deplorables Facebook group, who is unfortunately repeatedly misgendered by his Boomer supporters.
Dec 20, 2017 • 1h 22min
6 - Christmas 2: The 2nd Cummening
SUBSCRIBE. RATE AND REVIEW IN ITUNES. WITNESS MINION DEATH CULT TO YOUR WEAK-WILLED FRIENDS AND FAMILY. This week we're talking about Christmas, our dealmaker in chief recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Only Israel, and how, according to Facebook, this means the second coming of christ is right around the corner. Trump gave him the OK!
Dec 13, 2017 • 1h 10min
5 - I Heart Huckabee
Subscribe and Review! Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family! This week the cult covers Net Neutrality by way of Xibit memes, a totally fake, totally viral Sarah Huckabee Sanders right wing fantasy, and conspiracy theories about Michael Flynn, ABC (fake) News, and the stock market.
Dec 6, 2017 • 1h 6min
4 - New Cuck (Soy Boy)
Subscribe. Witness Minion Death Cult to your impressionable friends and family. Rate and Review, that we may ascend to a higher plane of iTunes statistics. This episode: Paul Joseph Watson develops a totally-new theory (this one has a hat!) about how soy turns men into “straight” leftists. Alpha Fatherbookers share testimonials about their and their children’s masculinity. The most miserable members of r/thedon_ald come to terms with their own soy boyhood and ask the comments section for help. Gorilla Mindman Mike Cernovich demonstrates how his alpha punditry dominates that of the beta soy boy late-night talkshow lineup
Nov 29, 2017 • 1h 20min
3 - #MooreWomen
This week: Why aren't millennials tearing down statues of Kevin Spacey? A Soundcloud rapper tries to score listens off the #metoo campaign. Members of The ACTUALLY FREE Speech Deplorables Facebook group go full galaxy brain in their defense of Roy Moore. Alex Jones celebrates a family Thanksgiving and triggers cardiologists everywhere. Please subscribe, rate and review, and share the show. Send us suggestions or your family's baggage at twitter.com/miniondeathcult Facebook.com/miniondeathcult or MinionDeathCult@gmail.com
Nov 22, 2017 • 54min
2 - Kap & Ball
Facebook's reaction to Kaepernick's GQ magazine cover and the UCLA student-athlete-thugs being arrested in China
Nov 17, 2017 • 40min
1 - No Rules / Just Right (Intro & "Salute The Brave")
Minion Death Cult. BORN TO DIE / WORLD WIDE WEB IS A FRICK / Kill Em All 2017 / I am troops man / 410757864530 DEAD BOOMERS Hosier & Adam Calhoun - Salute The Brave
