

Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.
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Jan 10, 2025 • 5min
#680 Feminist terrorism is real (preview)
The discussion kicks off with the humorous notion that a Facebook friend request could signify a future filled with wealth. It's a wild ride as they uncover the fascinating truths about the Suffragettes, celebrating their audacity and impact. They dive into the quirky concept of 'girl math' involving voting dynamics. The conversation takes a strange turn, linking feminist terrorism to a recent Las Vegas explosion, raising eyebrows over a critic's outlandish claims. It's a blend of satire, history, and absurdity that'll keep you entertained!

Jan 6, 2025 • 1h 19min
“We do this all over the U.S., and we’ve never been attacked like this,” the neo-Nazi told police w/Brett Payne [Unlocked!]
TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march. Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway? PLUS: A San Fransisco Slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him. We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor. Music: Justice - Generator Civerous - Labyrinth Charm Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month

Jan 2, 2025 • 5min
#679 If you need a school, you've lost already (preview)
Dive into the turbulence within the MAGA movement as tensions rise between white nationalists and the tech elite. Witness the right's unexpected awakening to class consciousness amidst their racial obsessions. We hear shocking claims from Teamsters President about Kamala Harris's dismissive behavior toward labor concerns. Add a humorous critique of billionaires like Elon Musk and explore the racial dynamics in hiring, all while challenging societal narratives on labor exploitation and wealth inequality.

Dec 26, 2024 • 4min
#678 MDC & Jeff Dunham's Scrooged-Up Holiday Special (preview)
TODAY: We review the bizarre new "holiday" special from the scrooged-up (racist) mind of Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham. We marvel at the special's bizarre premise: a 1-hour setup for a Jeff Dunham Christmas Carol... that will supposedly happen next year. We enter the child-like minds of Jeff and his audience to analyze his and his audience's sometimes unsuccessful attempts at racism and anti-gay bigotry. And we meet a new, semi-professional ventriloquist dummy which by all accounts seems to be a quality product available for purchase this holiday season. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Help Jim Anderson aka GRIMGRIMGRIM recover from his head injury and pay bills by donating to his Go Fund Me

Dec 23, 2024 • 1h 49min
Jingle Smells (2023) UNLOCKED
Originally aired: Nov 29, 2023 Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers). We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider) When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts) Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.
Dec 19, 2024 • 4min
#677 Wokamotive - Unstoppable (2010) w/ Well There’s Your Problem (preview)
Dive into the chaos of a runaway train barreling through a populated area, packed with hazardous chemicals. Discover why the anti-union railroad workers harbor animosity towards new hires. Explore whether Denzel Washington's mystical bond with trains can avert disaster. Unravel the tangled personal lives of characters, including the implications of a restraining order. Plus, get insights on the film's real-life rail blunders and the responsibility of those in charge. Join the thrill and intrigue!

Dec 17, 2024 • 1h 36min
THE OTHER KINDS OF WIOMEN, MAYBE SLIGHTLY LONELY, HUNGRY FOR SOME ATTENTION WOMEN? THEY MIGHT PRETEND INTEREST, THEN GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND LAUGH AT THE NERD. (UNLOCKED)
The discussion kicks off with a satirical take on California's liberal policies, defining it as 'fascist-fornia.' The hosts dive into unionization efforts at Amazon, weighing the pros and cons of workplace rights against corporate power. They humorously navigate the complexities of welfare and tax credits, debunking myths about financial aid. Personal reflections on gender interactions and the quirks of beauty standards—like fake eyelashes—create comedic moments. The dialogue touches on societal perceptions of service jobs and the urgency of respectful workplace dynamics.

Dec 12, 2024 • 7min
#676 Corporate resentment is often based on assumptions and falsehoods.... (preview)
A gripping dialogue kicks off with a prediction about the motivations behind a recent violent incident, unearthing deeper anti-capitalist sentiments. The speakers probe the moral dilemmas of prioritizing corporate profits over human lives, igniting debates about societal implications. Lively commentary contrasts the coldness of corporate decision-making with visceral human responses, showcasing how social media reactions can often overshadow genuine grief. Also discussed are the emotional repercussions for the working class, revealing how interconnected our fates really are.

Dec 9, 2024 • 1h 46min
UNLOCKED: Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 1)
A riotous romance unfolds as Patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki, igniting sparks amid their clashing beliefs. Ricki's attempts to share her political narratives lead to unexpected consequences for Mike, forcing her to confront hard truths. The tension escalates at a chaotic rally filled with irony and personal conflict. Humorous diner discussions explore gender dynamics and societal expectations, while playful banter reveals deeper truths about love and identity. Will Ricki abandon her liberal leanings for a chance at true love?

Dec 5, 2024 • 5min
#675 “We do this all over the U.S., and we’ve never been attacked like this, man,” the neo-Nazi told police w/Brett Payne (preview)
TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march. Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway? PLUS: A San Fransisco slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him. We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor. Get a bonus episode every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/month