Minion Death Cult

This week we cover Meta, envisioning a virtual reality world of Boomer facebook posts lovingly rendered in 3 dimensions Also, Florida school children take a small-business themed field trip to a restaurant that happens to be popular with the LGBTQ community, so the school board is receiving death threats. Music: Limp Wrist - Just Like You Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week sent directly to your podcast app

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and instant access to all previous bonus episodes This week there's trouble in the MAGA rapper scene as MC's fight over whose "Lets Go Brandon" anthem is the true original Also, the completely unhinged right wing response to the on-set death during an Alec Baldwin film production Finally, friend of the show Terrence K Williams decides to make a pancake mix the left wont be able to cancel, but we will try Music: Lozen - Kiya

Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode, right in your podcast app It's a real humdinger this week as we reveal why Tony and Alex are black and white, cover SoCal Teachers going viral with insane fake Native American educational comedy routines, and watch formerly radical rap groups eulogize an American war criminal Also: a fascinating look at how the right wing is responding to massive labor actions across the country,  how their news outlets are (or aren't) covering them, and how this response may mutate based on changing conditions in the country.

Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on themes like mental illness and addiction with the trigger discipline of let's say a terrified child with a revolver. Also theres a dog in this episode.

This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag. Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?" "Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?" "What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?" And many more Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes, including all previous episodes, directly in your podcast app This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of Indigenous peoples, And, Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one right wing actor and a Daily Wire comment section

This week we cover the inane NYT piece "Redesigning America's Flag" and the unhinged conservative response. Also, a girl boss CEO teaches her fellow workers how to be humble and accept less Preorder the Bart Against Bosses shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and 25% off all merch for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes right in your podcast app. This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated film "Achmed Saves America" featuring everyone's favorite dead terrorist. That well runs dry pretty quickly, so we pivot to Current Events with a facebook post from an angry Mama Grizzly whose cubs were suspended for wearing Republican pants (jeans) and white supremacist shirts (workwear). This definitely happened.

This week it's a couple... good? new stories, one involving facebook vigilantes successfully bullying Walmart into waving charges against a shoplifting dad and, Washington State gets rid of solitary confinement after determining it is ineffective, which is of course an affront to me personally Buy the shirt and stickers: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music: Pavement - Unfair

It's Merch Time. Get the "Bart Against Bosses" T-Shirt and fun workplace stickers at miniondeathcult.com Support the show, support abortion mutual-aid funds in Texas, get a bonus episode every week and 25% off all merchandise by subscribing at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only 3.11/mo This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into for the past year, and the results are not good! Also, a FedEx driver is fighting the good fight against Biden voters by delaying their orders for righteous reasons instead of the normal FedEx reasons Finally, a 29 year-old writes an article for the UK Times about how he can't find a date because women are too ideologically pure.