Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward
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Jul 14, 2022 • 5min

Ballistic: Elon Vs. Trump (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week in your podcast app or browser, plus instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs right now (it's not what you're thinking) And, even elderly landlords begin to loose sympathy from people who aren't also landlords Finally: Trump goes Wu-Tang-style-Chuck-Norris all over Elon's pasty ass... and offends the right wing?
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Jul 13, 2022 • 1h 17min

Our Founding Fathers Were Woke. Why Aren't You?

This week we discuss California's seemingly radical plan to start producing insulin and selling it at or near cost, the right wing media's virtual blackout on this project, and the few demented arguments against it. Also: One liberal columnist is attempting to bridge the culture war divide by explaining to conservatives that the founding fathers were just like Mickey Mouse Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast feed every week. Buy abortion fundraiser bumper stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com  Music: Roger Miller - Whistle Stop Unwound - Look A Ghost
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Jul 11, 2022 • 3min

Groundhog Day / Gay Spiderman (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts of incel violence. Also: we  talking about a right bloody political mess in a ruddy wacky part of the globe: The Arizona Gubernatorial Republican Primary Finally, Breitbart introduces  the world to Gay Spider-Man
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Jul 5, 2022 • 1h 14min

After doing what our country asked of us we will continue to serve by not being a pussy about some fireworks

This week we celebrate Independence Day by telling veterans to shut up about PTSD and be grateful to the veterans that they even had the chance to get PTSD And Dr. Jordan B Peterson makes his wildest cartoon villain turn yet after hearing about Elliot Page's transition, comparing his top surgery to Nazi medical experiments Also, a police department warns facebook about the trail of destruction that roadside flower-sellers are leaving in their wake. Finally, a new Disney cartoon shows a trans man holding a menstrual product package without regard to the emotional damage they're inflicting on confused conservatives. Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week Purchase stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Strung Out - Firecracker G.L.O.S.S. - Targets of Men Stereolab - Pack Yr Romantic Mind
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Jun 30, 2022 • 8min

Peaceful Fetal Divorce (Preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid. ON PURPOSE Also, we examine right-wing reactions to the overturning of Roe, including the Libertarian Party's hilarious abdication of their "personal freedom" brand and a based, right wing, LGBTQ millennial podcast is forced to ask, "hey, why is the Texas GOP calling us abominations in their state platform?"
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Jun 28, 2022 • 1h 18min

No Viet Cong ever lesbian kissed me

This week, one man's poetic tribute to unborn children and Lucy Liu also, the mother of a dead LAPD officer files a lawsuit against the department because apprently his coworkers beat him to death during a training exercize meant to simulate antifa combat And finally, we tally up exactly how much pixar is willing to spend to show your child two grandmas kissing each other Support abortion access networks in states with current and impending abortion bans: https://thatawfulsound.com/abortion Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 20% off the website, a bonus episode every week, and instant access to every previous bonus episode. Music: White Lung - Those Girls Speed - Not That Nice The Marked Men - Going Crazy
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Jun 23, 2022 • 3min

Minion Death Water (preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama Also, do I really want another paid holiday if it's going to remind me that slavery used to exist? And finally, an EXTREME water brand throws shade on a poser metal record label for also having a skull logo.
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Jun 20, 2022 • 5min

God told me to do Jan. 6th (Preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult sand get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job (where do I sign up!) An Australian newspaper gets mad at Rebel Wilson outing herself before they could and a heroic January 6th protestor tells his version of events, where god calls him to join a false flag event
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Jun 14, 2022 • 1h 28min

My impressive son Johny

This week we forgot to watch the Jan 6th hearings because of entitlement. We did watch Patriot Front get arrested at a Pride event. That was pretty funny. The right is laughing too and not mad about it. Finally, we visit a Doc Holiday cosplayer pretending to have an epic son. Support the show for only #3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. Music: Ecstatic Vision - Grasping the Void Godflesh - Veins King Krule - Sublunary
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Jun 9, 2022 • 3min

I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become (Preview)

Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we saw more good movies, more cops didn't help school children, and Pizza Hut, like an unfaithful lover, has wronged me for the last time.

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