Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward
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Jul 20, 2023 • 6min

O Lord, please let Hellywood collapse (preview)

In the main segment of the show we discuss the dense lore around the Actors’ strike: - The studios’ leaked threats to writers and actors’ homes - ABC News attacks the strike as harming other adjacent businesses - Universal Studios apparent butchery of the trees that shaded the picket line - Misplaced cynicism over striking “millionaire” actors, and much more Also:  Tony sits for the flag in front of his grandma at a baseball game and Alex talks about getting denied a raise at Subway and a TPUSA writer attacks the “Karen” slur, arguing that it actually the end of society if her glass doesn’t get refilled on time. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get the full episode and weekly bonus episodes delivered to your podcast app or browser
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Jul 17, 2023 • 1h 15min

SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU SUCK!!! w/Miles Klee

Today Miles Klee of Rolling Stone joins us to talk Sound of Freedom, the child-trafficking action(?) movie dominating theaters and leaving its fans to say “if you didn’t like it, you’re a pedophile.” We cover the morose film and the gruesome promotional push behind it, including twitter copypasta and weepy tik toks, learn about the film’s real-life vigilante, and read from deranged responses to Miles Klee and his Rolling Stone article critical of the film. Remember: “Never trust a pedophile” Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  and get a bonus episode every week and our DEATH CHAT 500 livestream on Saturdays  Music:  Meshuggah - Closed Eye Visuals
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Jul 16, 2023 • 8min

"I was just trying to be black!" - Black. White. Ep. 2 (preview)

Today we revisit the mid-00's, Ice Cube-produced race-swapping reality TV show Black. White. Bruno does and says incredibly racist things while trying to prove racism isn't real Rene and Carmen fight over Carmen's use of the black term, "bitch"  Rose tries rapping in her def poetry group Rene listens to an argument from a white bar patron about "how black people are" And Bryan and Rene wait to see if Bruno and Carmen will wear Dashikis on their visit to a black church service Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear the full episode or watch the stream with video. 
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Jul 14, 2023 • 1h 31min

UNLOCKED: Canada On Strike w/Talking Simpsons

In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08. We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money" If you liked this episode, consider supporting our show for only $5/month and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 
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Jul 13, 2023 • 5min

SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY! (preview)

Today Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes Also: the leftist San Fransisco police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down?? and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores.  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/mo to get instant access to this episode and hundreds others, right in your podcast app or browser.
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Jul 10, 2023 • 1h 20min

I am a Human Behavioral Consultant. Women have a 6th sense. She may be on to something. w/Travis View

People are getting upset on planes. We're documenting it. Here to help us is Travis View of the Q Anon Anonymous podcast. We cover the conspiracy theory gripping the nation: a woman aboard an aircraft accused her seat neighbor of being not real Why did this vague proclamation strike such a chord with right-wing conspiracists, and what does it say about the movement at large? Following in the same vein, we look at another new conspiracy theory: the WEF is planning on banning fashion. You will dress blandly, and you will like it. Get bonus episodes every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: The Mars Volta - Soothsayer
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Jul 9, 2023 • 7min

Yo, listen up, it's time to make a stand, UPS Teamsters on the mic, taking command (preview)

IT'S DEATH CHAT 500 (07/08/23) We're talking bad Teamsters rap (can't let this one get out to the general public) Joe Rogan gets mad at people working from home as his friend gets completely owned by his employees Ani fights a Tesla  And, a demonic Axe commercial featuring Lil Baby is deconstructed by one of the finest minds Facebook has to offer. Sign up for only $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app
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Jul 6, 2023 • 9min

My dog is very afraid of fireworks. He need to grow a set and get over it (preview)

Today we discuss the collapsed UPS-Teamsters negotiations, a likely strike, and how this time we're fighting for part-timers. Plus, a man has some tough-but-fair lessons for his dog who is afraid of fireworks and Finally, a small rural town in Maine is threatened with a gargantuan, dead-troop theme park--complete with 1776 ft. American Flagpole. Of course, the communists have a problem with it. Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 
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Jul 4, 2023 • 1h 11min

I did not need affirmative action to create a pancake company

Sorry for the late episode everyone. Alexander had a minor injury and some union duties to carry out, but we're back Today we catch up with UPS-Teamster negotiations, including the elimination of the 22.4 job category, and MLK Day as a paid holiday. Will UPS agree to a fair contract in time to avert a strike? We also address a baffling concern about Teamsters President Sean O’Brien turning his back on working people by not wearing blue jeans, potential scabs who want to remain friendly with coworkers after crossing a picket line, and one man’s bizarre arguments against a paid day off Also: The supreme court has ended affirmative action, but we hear a reassuring response from a black orphan who didnt need the program to start his patriotic pancake company Finally: NYC Mayor Eric Adams compares an elderly, holocaust-surviving tennants' rights organizer to a plantation slave owner for daring to ask him about unaffordable rent increases. We find the two people outside of Adam's administration that this deflection worked on.  Buy ABORT THE COURT and STAY OUT OF MY UTERUS stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for 20% off merch and two bonus episodes every week.  Music: Final Fight - Three Years Ago Tina Turner - We Don’t Need Another Hero Makaya McCraven - Voila  
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Jun 29, 2023 • 6min

Joe Biden admitted to actual treason. (preview)

This week we cover a couple of weird guys in my work Facebook group and listen to the leaked audio from Trump showing off a classified doc, which is fantastic. Also, Biden says he sold state secrets into a mic on camera and then said he was joking, and the right wing has to pretend to think it's real Also, Netflix finally overplayed their hand with their most depraved move yet: making Titanic available to watch on their platform in order to capitalize on the submersible tragedy(?) Listen to the full episode by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

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