Minion Death Cult

TODAY: A Starfield streamer absolutely loses his mind over the presence of pronouns in the immersive role playing game. His compatriots conclude that this is the most powerful video of a man taking a stand since Rich Men North of Richmond ALSO: MORE GENDER. A Mexican gender reveal party leaves a pilot dead, and conservative readers settle on blaming millennials and teachers(?)  We cap the episode off with some good news in the form of opinion polling showing that a sizeable majority of US adults don't think teachers are groomers or should spend classes fighting woke ideology. NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 2 bonus episodes every week

Today we look at Trace Cyrus's comments about Only Fans models, and Alexander remembers the time he saw Trace's shitty band Metro Station open for Buckcherry and a couple even worse bands Also, a new survey suggests HALF of dog owners are now concerned about giving their pet a rabies vaccine, and we tracked them down. Finally, we dive into Witches for Trump, an assortment of facebook pages fighting back against the liberal/progressive "PLAYgans" and their more coherent worldview. NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes directly in your podcast app or browser.

TODAY: We take a look at the issues plaguing this years burning man including floods, disease, and a swarm of desert shrimp? Also: we explore the offerings of Pete's Pranks, a webstore where you can buy a mail-prank for your friend that says he's gay, or that he donated to the Biden Harris campaign, or that the local Sheriff is coming to take his guns. Finally: We explore a bizarrely lib 2018 album from Hardcore legends Sick of it All, with woke (?) songs like Deep State, Bad Hombres, and That Crazy White Boy Shit Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for instant access to this episode and hundreds others, directly in your podcast app or browser, for only $5/month

Today we revisit two old stories from new angles: Truth social tipped off the FBI about man’s posts threatening Joe Biden And Ashli Babbitt’s killer is promoted within the secret service, leading to a new round of the most specific anti-cop protests you’ve ever seen. Plus, we say goodbye to Joe the Plumber, revisit his hits, and tearfully add him to the Obama kill count Finally: An off-duty police officer hospitalizes a 15 year-old kid for ding-dong-ditching his house, and we witness the bizarre lengths people will go to defend cops. Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  

TODAY: Elon finally gets his revenge against Tony and bans his twitter account for fraudulent charges. We of course clear his name.  In other news: Donald Trump is arrested, and the Fulton County Sheriff drops a mug shot seen ‘round the world. According to Trump's supporters it seems like he’s going to get revenge on behalf of the black community? Also: the right wing predicts another COVID-19 lockdown (mask recommendations) and WILL. NOT. COMPLY. WITH. WHATEVER. HAPPENS. NY (9/10) TICKETS:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS:  https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Elephant Gym - Witches Mass Arrest - White Validation Soft Machine - Other Doors

TODAY: The show gets a very special new follower in the form of talented, successful, but fully death-cult illustrator Danny Hellman.  We reveal the shitpost that put us on his radar, his insane twitter feed, and how knowing what his politics are sheds new light on his tWisTEd Gen-X illustrations. Plus: we look at the interesting ways news outlets have reported (and audiences have commented) on the Blind Side / Michael Oher lawsuit against his conservator "family." Finally: we take a trip down memory lane with a couple teenage bands including the Christian Refused clone Blindside, and melodramatic emo band The Beautiful Mistake, including a music video with the most selfless nice guy in existence.  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get 2 bonus episodes every week

Today we cover the result of the Teamsters UPS contract vote, compare the data to our expectations, and relay some very odd Facebook group responses Also: we dive into the right’s freakout over viral “Rich Men North of Richmond” singer Oliver Anthony proclaiming that America is “a melting pot” and “diversity is our strength” We examine why the “based” right wing would have so much invested in the overnight sensation, looking into the coping (“a melting pot means everyone becomes homogeneous!”) and seething (“From Chad To Cuck At The Speed Of Light”) across Twitter, Facebook, and Substack And Finally, we learn about the movement among Oliver Anthony fans to hold a General Strike on September 1st to, uh, protest taxes—with the help of some truly cursed Tik Toks. ---------------------------------------- NY (9/10) TICKETS:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS:  https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets ------------------------------------------- Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult 

The podcast discusses the controversy surrounding an Australian woman's complaint about American flags, and the extreme reactions it garnered. They also explore the challenges of making a living and the rising costs of housing and food. The hosts criticize the prioritization of luxuries over necessities and discuss the exploitation of young people in industries like car loans and marketing. Additionally, they touch on the importance of trade schools and repairing electronics, as well as the class divide and frustration with current affairs in the United States.

Today we check out the worst responses to the viral folk-country song, including Facebook rap remixes, Podcasters calling for a holy war, and fan cams of Donald Trump dancing to it.  NY (9/10) TICKETS:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS:  https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  Music:  Steve Earle - Snake Oil

It's a very special UPS Facebook group episode as we report on how the current Teamsters contract vote is driving certain people insane. We find the same neuroses around voter fraud and stolen elections the right has about the US electoral system, but ported over to a union contract vote, and I try to talk some sense into one of them. We also look at the bizarre ways right-wing Teamsters are channeling their reactionary politics into the good kind of class warfare. Last but not least, several UPSers are voting No, not because of wages or benefits, but because they have serious issues with the removal of the "very normal" and "factual" pronouns from the 2023 contract language.  I will personally give up 4 dollars in raises if we can go back to his/her language NY (9/10) TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/minion-death-cult-live-tickets-691958234707 PHILLY (9/12) TICKETS: https://www.axs.com/events/496996/well-there-s-your-problem-tickets Get two bonus episodes every week for only $5/month by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult