Minion Death Cult

TODAY: We catch up with Kristi Noem and her curious attempt to dog-kill her way into Trump’s VP slot.  We look at the bizarre new biography in which she brags about killing a hunting-dog-in-training and falsely claims to have stared down Kim Jung Un. Then we look at the people who still want her as VP. ALSO: The woke are SILENCING boys by changing the name of Boy Scouts of America to “Scouting America.” PRAGER U NEEDS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO PROTECT BOYS. We look at the reaction to the (old) news of co-ed and female scout troops, and learn about gender science from Prager U commentators. We mostly just can’t believe how miserable these people sound. Eric Indigo- Decorated Vet Four Tet- Skater Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today we find out what it’s like to be Tom MacDonald as lesser (zionist) rappers try to come for the crown. We listen to the new Macklemore track, celebrate how direct and effective it is with its radical messaging but lament the fact that more mainstream artists aren’t doing this. The backlash to Macklemore’s pro-palestine, anti-zionist, anti-police, and pro-student protestors song “Hind’s Hall” takes us everywhere, from boomer Facebook to liberal Huffington Post, to zionist novelty rappers bringing portable speakers into campus protests to spit rhymes about how their families died in the ovens. Bars! Big Black - Shotgun RIP Steve Albini Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today we’re covering the pro-Palestine campus protests again, asking hard-hitting questions like “How would you feel if the protestors supported bad things instead?” We’re also shaming the cowardly universities who agreed to negotiate with student protestors, while the most charismatic Israelis available demand the US defund these public schools as a show of solidarity with the ethnostate. We also report on “a black man who was assaulted because the protestors thought he was jewish.” We watch his fox news appearance, his insanely annoying tik tok of the supposed incident, and determine if his story checks out (lol)   Kendrick Lamar- Not Like Us Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult   

Today University California Irvine Professor Kevan Aguilar joins the show to discuss Gaza solidarity encampments on his campus and others across the country. We discuss the violence leveled against these students and faculty members by police, deputized frat boys, and the universities themselves. Alexander describes his visit to the University of Washington encampment and we look at the historical solidarity between Palestinians and the black radical community in America. follow and support UCI encampment on instagram: @ ucidivest @ sjp.uci @ rankandfile @ fjp     Restrained- Intifada Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult     

Today we discuss the Fallout around the Fallout TV show with returning guests Audrey and Donovan from Radio Free Tote Bag.  We relay the messages hidden in the show as deciphered by the right wing, and try to determine if POC actors in PMC roles is woke or not ALSO: we uncover the sick government plot to make sure your bedroom has a window you can escape through in a fire. Will the elites ever stop trying to force their bourgeois tastes on us? Listen to Radio Free Tote Bag: https://radiofreetotebag.castos.com/ Fred Again- LEAVEMEALONE Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

AP Andy, a music enthusiast and conservative perspectives expert, joins to dissect conservative guys' views on punk and metal music. They critique Bill Maher's take on punk, debate punk authenticity, explore Green Day's music evolution, and discuss the clash between genres like punk and The Beatles. The conversation dives into punk lifestyle, metal music criticism, and the authenticity of cultural consumption choices.

The Civil War reviews are in! While the newsmedia argues about whether the left or the right liked the movie more, Daily Mail readers are airing their own grievances, namely that the Civil War is unfortunately not real and they don’t get to stack libs like firewood. Plus, a new sensation is sweeping the nation: Gay Tupac. Did Tupac reverse Buck-Break the black community into doing gang violence by posing as a Thug? We explore the issue.  Also: Tony’s grandma’s vendetta against Carl’s Jr. and Alex gets owned by a judge during a mitigation hearing Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: We review Alex Garland’s Civil War (good) and explain why the haters were wrong (bad) We begin the episode with a trailer round-up of all the slop that’s fit to slurp: Bad Boys …4? Joey Pants is in Trouble! A British Inglorious Basterds? Sexy Twin Twisters?? Movies are BACK Then we explore the A24 pump-fake from Garland whose Civil War uses modern memes to make a movie about violence, power, wartime photography, extreme trauma, ladies rocking, etc. When it’s our turn, will you shoot it? Sturgill Simpson- Breakers Roar  Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

TODAY: We discuss the recent Simpsons episode, “Night of the Living Wage,” in which the class warfare is laid on thick and a billionaire gets crushed by a non-union bulldozer operator. The show hits on numerous miserable realities for modern workers as Marge is forced to get a job at a ghost kitchen, enduring myriad dystopian Silicon-Valley abuses and finally joining with her coworkers to form a union. Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week  

Strap in folks, it’s a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today’s so-called “Solar Eclipse”: Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they’re writing a nasty doom metal album? Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I’m right here The real conspiracy is that there’s no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse. Did you know that the Eclipse’s path of totality is crossing the Bible Belt and passing through 43 towns named Bethlehem? Subscribe to our youtube channel at http://youtube.com/miniondeathcult    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $5/month and get 2 bonus episodes a week   Feeble Little Horse- Chores