We're Here to Help
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Jake Johnson (New Girl, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help. Each episode, the guys make several pitches to callers (whose questions range from trivial to serious) with their best attempts of advice. They can't promise their suggestions will be perfect, but it will be the best they've got. Jake and Gareth also occasionally bring on a friend, peer or even an expert to help along the way.
Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.
Episodes
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Feb 10, 2025 • 1h 5min
146: Sweatpant Wedgie Butt & Filthy Granny
The guys help a caller brainstorm what to do about her coworker's distracting wedgie. Later, a British caller asks for advice about his morning walk, which is regularly interrupted by an old woman shouting explicit insults.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Feb 3, 2025 • 59min
145: The Ballad of Mrs. Gingerbread & Always Wear a Condom
Jake and Gareth stumble on a bonafide hit single, thanks to a caller whose "cat voice" is annoying her partner. Plus, the guys help a pair of sisters punch up a groan-worthy joke that is ruining family gatherings.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Jan 27, 2025 • 52min
144: My Strange Q-Tip Addiction & The I Hate Brittany Club
The guys help a caller who wants to fit in with her best friend’s family. Later, a caller asks for help moderating her boyfriend’s Q-tip obsession.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Jan 20, 2025 • 1h 4min
143: Psychological Warfare & Duck Daddy (Season 2 Premiere)
The hosts share a heartwarming story about a stolen bike and brainstorm humorous ways to bring the thief to justice. They tackle the absurdity of dealing with petty theft through playful psychological tactics. Later, they discuss the quirky bond between a pet duck and its owner, diving into the challenges of duck-related antics. Prepare for laughter as they explore creative disguises and absurd scenarios to outsmart a feisty fowl. Parenting moments are also highlighted as they reflect on superhero obsessions and bonding with kids.
Dec 19, 2024 • 48min
142: Comedy Can Be Fun (Season 1 Finale)
In a whimsical finale, the hosts share hilarious anecdotes, like a grandma's wish to be buried with her grandchild's dead dog. A caller reveals a quirky tattoo situation with her boss, leading to a lively discussion about workplace dynamics. They reflect on their journey and reveal plans for a second season. The episode features playful banter around unconventional burial ideas and memorable moments that blend humor with heartfelt tales. Listeners can look forward to more comedic adventures in the upcoming season!
Dec 16, 2024 • 43min
141: Hot Takes Tuesday Fest
Two hosts dive into a lively chat about winning coloring competitions, showcasing their playful banter and creativity. They tackle the humorous challenges of a mother's re-entry into the dating scene at age 56, illustrating family dynamics with a comedic twist. The discussion shifts to an engaging educational method, where students share their 'hot takes' on various issues, leading to the idea of a 'Hot Takes Museum.' Whimsical tales and community interactions make for an entertaining exploration of creativity, family, and learning.
Dec 12, 2024 • 45min
140: Uncle Master Rodney
This lively discussion tackles the dilemma of getting out of a karate contract, exposing the absurdities of martial arts commitments. A caller seeks to end a relationship with a less-than-ideal chiropractor, sparking humorous advice on how to gracefully say goodbye. The hosts reflect on personal connections and share heartfelt anecdotes, blending comedy with genuine storytelling, while also touching on the emotional challenges of transitioning out of a karate school. It's a mix of laughter, life lessons, and community support!
Dec 9, 2024 • 53min
139: Scoop Your Heart Out
Join the hosts as they dive into a delightful mix of topics, starting with a caller's big plans for an ice cream shop. They tackle the spirited challenges of bedtime stories from a new dad's perspective and revisit a former caller's quirky Christmas card idea. Humor takes center stage with wild Disneyland stories, including a hilarious mix-up with Goofy, while the importance of tone in storytelling and parenting adds a heartfelt touch to the lively discussions.
Dec 5, 2024 • 42min
138: You Think I Got a Perm AND a Convertible? (with Steve Berg)
In this lively discussion, Steve Berg, a noted personality with a flair for humor, joins the hosts. They creatively brainstorm ideas for a unique karate black belt celebration, blending nostalgia with 'The Karate Kid' themes. A whimsical chat about pet psychics adds a light-hearted touch, highlighting the quirks of our furry companions. The conversation takes a hilarious turn with a caller's peculiar lawyer, and they reflect on navigating the often chaotic world of adult friendships, filled with laughter and warmth.
Dec 2, 2024 • 46min
137: Buttertoes with Catherine Reitman and Arden Myrin
Catherine Reitman, renowned actress and director of Workin' Moms, joins the hosts for a lively chat about quirky dilemmas. They tackle the hilarious topic of a caller who insists on wearing socks during sex, sparking a fun debate. Another caller addresses the messy sponge issue in a communal workspace, leading to amusing solutions and light-hearted banter. The discussions dive deep into self-acceptance, with playful insights on body confidence and embracing unique features, reminding listeners to celebrate their quirks with pride.
