Tom Walker, a cruising aficionado and friend of the hosts, joins to share hilarious and eye-opening tales from the high seas. The conversation includes wild cruise reviews, absurd dining experiences, and even some guests attempting to join excursions without paying. They dive into the comical dynamics of cruise life, touching on everything from soap-soaked bread complaints to bizarre encounters with 'interlopers.' With plenty of laughter, Tom sheds light on the quirks of cruising and the entertaining chaos that unfolds on these floating resorts.

Tom Walker and Demi Lardner discuss z-grade robot toys, counterfeit Spider-Man, reinterpreting Goatse for the modern age, rude customer service experiences, and a story about a gruff mentor and a small mug.

Mark Steel is joined by Tom Walker, known for his character Jonathan Pie. They discuss 'cancel culture', free speech, and the BBC's suggestion to start a show with a swear word. They explore the appeal of Jonathan Pie's character and the generational divide. They also discuss Jonathan Pye's character development, travel deals, creating engaging conversations, and making announcements.