Guests Sarah Campbell, Josh Dean, Michael Bowes, Todd Levin, and Andy Daly share their strange and scarring theme park experiences, including rollercoaster mishaps, food poisoning at Knott's Berry Farm, and funny stories from Sea World. They also discuss a family's turbulent Disney vacation and an unofficial tour guide's role at Disneyland. The speakers rank Universal, Knott's Berry Farm, and Disney, with Disney taking the top spot for its magical experience and delicious corn dogs.