Hi. I'm Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I'm still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at the nearby inn and interview some people. When in Foon...CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanAudio Assistance: Jason KnoxYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The time has come for Usidore to fake his death. Arnie and Chunt are feeling surprisingly emotional about it. Alternate title: DS Time.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Anna HavermannSpecial Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgiMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The guys meet Umwelt, a Squid Kid, who experiences the world differently than they do.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampUsidore: Matt YoungChunt: Adal RifaiUmwelt: Holly LaurentMysterious Man: Tim SniffenDirector Ward: Shane WilsonProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal RifaiPost-Production Coordination: Garrett SchultzEditor: Chris RathjenMagic Tavern Logo: Allard LabanTheme Music: Andy PolandYou can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, and now Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Megan O'Neill, a talented actress and voice artist, returns as Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth to discuss her royal ambitions and the shenanigans involved in her quest for the throne. Brendan Dowling, Martin Wilson, Tim Sniffen, and Ryan DiGiorgi join in for a hilarious exploration of power struggles and absurdity in the kingdom of Foon. Expect whimsical conversations about royal creature antics, dark humor surrounding noble fates, and the theatrical challenges faced in their fantastically bizarre world.

Join Paul Grondy, a friendly ooze who embodies creativity, and Martin Wilson, a character named Blemish with a flair for theatrics. They dive into whimsical scenarios in the magical land of Foon, where stories of friendship and transformation unfold. The engaging light-hearted banter touches on the quirky nature of existence, imaginative encounters with gelatinous creatures, and even a few musical interludes. Plus, enjoy laugh-out-loud moments as they share absurd items from a dimensional portal, keeping the adventure delightfully unpredictable!