Sitting at the inclusively diverse table of the Great Rigged Reality Poker Game are the gods of War & Weather… Disinformation & Dissent… Helth… and You, the undergod.

The stakes are high.

The reward is massive.

The winner takes all.

Of course, everything you see in the Fake Stream Media is scripted. In the last two weeks or so, there have been some big shakeups in the online rags and rag-hounds are falling like flies.

BuzzFeed News is shutting down,
Vice is slashing staff and closing its flagship broadcast program, Vice News Tonight,
Vox recently laid off nearly 10% of its staff,
NBC boss Jeff Shell got nailed for “having an inappropriate relationship”,
CNN’s Don Lemon hit the high road, aaand FINALLY… dum dum dum…
Fox prudently chose to cancel itself rather than keep on Tucker Carlson – hero of the people, champion of Republican statists.

Okay, I’ll see your propaganda, and raise you some inconsistencies.

Who is Tucker Carlson?

In MintPress News, Alan MacLeod gives an unwanted account of Carlson’s blueblood roots, to the point where he formally applied to become a member of the CIA in 1991 – and was rejected. Apparently.

MacLeod writes, “Part of Carlson’s appeal is that he presents himself as a maverick outsider, someone who thinks outside the box and is not afraid to launch tirades against the powerful and criticize the government and its foreign policy. Certainly, he does surprise many people, covering subjects other cable news hosts do not touch. However, on closer inspection, this populist everyman persona is all a facade; Carlson himself has deep connections to the government and the national security state and works hard to obscure the real centers of power, channeling popular rage towards safer targets.”

According to MacLeod his job is to “channel popular frustrations away from the real causes of economic grief and into a pointless and endless red vs. blue culture war. Carlson has attempted to get his viewers angry about how liberals are supposedly claiming that the number “8” and trees are racist, or trying to get you to eat bugs.”

As media critic Carlos Maza noted:

The goal of Tucker’s show isn’t to challenge the elite; it is to make sure that you never realize who they are. To get you so mad at atheists, feminists, immigrants, millennials, trans people, pot smokers, college students, vegans, the NFL, Brooklyn witches and Lena fucking Dunham, that you don’t get mad at the people who are actually in charge.”

Or, he’s a totally legit guy and they removed him for revealing the truth.

I bet.

In today’s video, we are still in Capri, eating Spaghetti Vongole, and I’m laughing at the upcoming Trannypocalypse, the new Pinkeye Covaids super virus doing the rounds, lockdown Cancer Bombs and Vampire Measles – only dangerous if you invite it inside.

Next up, playing in the European Poker Tour in Monte Carlo.

And then, Monerotopia in Mexico – buy your virtual tickets at

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May the flop be with you.

Patrick Boyle

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