Join SQL Server experts Erik Darling and Kendra Little as they explore a treasure trove of performance tuning techniques. They rate everything from recompile hints to scalar UDFs, adding humor to the complexities of optimization. Discover their takes on new features like the Query Store and the Resource Governor. They debate the merits of Common Table Expressions and index rebuilding while reflecting on memory management. With insights on filtered indexes and the future of T-SQL, this conversation is a must-listen for anyone passionate about SQL Server performance.