Johnny Appleseed, known for introducing apple trees to the US, discusses politicizing folk heroes. The hosts plan a Howdy Duty party and recall childhood TV shows. A new London restaurant hires someone to feed grapes, while mini-brains play Pong. The hosts talk about drinking strategies and share wedding disaster stories. They discuss rejected suitors, a woman who killed her husband, and tease a new series.

Johnny Appleseed, an individual with an exciting new opportunity, joins the hosts to discuss his work with apple orchards. They explore the effectiveness of the wellness supplement Apple Life, the versatility of apples, and the importance of rebranding. They also delve into the legend of Johnny Appleseed and his unique ability to identify apple types by sound. The hosts conduct an experiment to identify apples by hearing someone bite into them, with mixed results. Johnny is praised for his accuracy and shout-outs are given before ending with announcements for the next episode.