Dark (Moist) Hegel, a sharp-witted online commentator, joins the conversation to conduct a political vibe check on today's hyper-online discourse. They explore the distractions of political apathy and the complexities of the 'woke right' alongside identity politics. Delving into how bureaucracy impacts ideological conflicts, they examine the nuances of racial identity and historical trauma. Hegel critiques the evolution of social media's role in shaping political discourse, highlighting the implications of cancel culture and online identities in a polarized society.