David Roth, Defector editor, and Dan McQuade, runs the merch shop, join for the season finale to delve into the stupidest election drama ever. Topics include the relationship between gossip and sports, a surprising discovery about a pet turtle's eating habits, an eccentric desert town and its pet mayor, and the implications and concerns about a pet mayor page. Drama ensues in the mayoral race with accusations of running a dirty campaign and unexpected endorsements.

In this episode, guest Dan McQuade, a humorist known for his sharp takes on reality television, joins to dissect a particularly bizarre episode of America's Next Top Model. The conversation unveils Tyra Banks' knack for stealing the spotlight and the chaotic world of reality TV contestants. They humorously critique the absurdity and narcissism prevalent in the genre, while also touching on the harsh realities models face behind the glamour. Expect laughs and insightful reflections on the madness of viral fame and the surreal dynamics of reality shows!