Dan Castellaneta and Chris Bauer join the podcast to discuss "Turf War" from The Office. The hosts share their excitement about turning 50 and their love for coffee mugs. They also talk about protein powder pranks, thigh curl contests, and the ancient Roman festival of Saturnella. Office shenanigans, fire mishaps, and Dwight's identification of Lloyd Gross are also discussed. The hosts speculate about Toby's alter ego and Andy's visit to the CEO's office at Prestige. The chapter ends with a discussion on Robert's claim to be the "f***ing lizard king" and the influence of Jim Morrison.