Champagne Char, a regular guest known for her humorous take on various topics, joins Martin Johnston to tackle the quirks of train travel. They dive into the annoying phenomenon of men spreading their legs to hog seats, the chaos of loud phone music, and the challenges of train toilets. With amusing anecdotes and playful banter, they reflect on the unspoken rules of public transport and the contrasts between canine manners and human behavior. It's a lighthearted exploration of the wildly eccentric world of train etiquette!