A janitor calls in to tell me about the upward trajectory their life has taken despite their turbulent upbringing.

Afterwards I talk to a Five Below cashier about to clock in, a caller trying to navigate the universe, and then I take a series of one minute calls because it is my show and I can do what I want.

I must now return to counting these rocks. I am a gecko.

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