

La Seltzer's Dirty Joke Shootout
Jul 23, 2025
The mystery of a scandalous joke launches a wild discussion about magic and supercars. Humor unfolds as tales of odd dining experiences and Thanksgiving traditions are shared. The conversation shifts to confidence at live performances and the challenges of the entertainment industry. Cultural quirks around beverage names spark laughter, while personal anecdotes about kindness from iconic figures add depth. Throughout, there's a strong emphasis on the blend of comedy, kindness, and the joy of connecting with fans.
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Firefighter Joke Origin Story
- The joke about two firefighters butt-fucking in a smoky room came from a joke contest with the funniest setup line.
- Matt Donnelly first heard the setup at age 19 but never knew the punchline until now.
Dolly and Lady Di Joke
- Penn jokes about Dolly Parton and Lady Di having a bar contest to see who's more famous.
- Lady Di wins by squirting a bar gun from her vagina, making a royal flush pun.
Topless Birthday Audience Member
- A woman came on stage topless with a see-through shirt during Penn's show, acting with quiet ease and confidence.
- Penn highlights the importance of not commenting on someone's appearance to keep the atmosphere respectful and safe.