The Hot Tub Podcast 269 - "I guess you could do toilet paper hand nests"
Oct 29, 2025
The hosts hilariously debate who would survive a slasher film, share their strategies, and guess who’s doomed first. They discuss outrageous toilet paper dispensers in China and a toilet camera that tracks health, complete with quirky notification ideas. A survey ranks landscapers as the fittest tradespeople, and personal lawn stories flow. Listeners enjoy a spooky roast story and wild speculation about syringes in a Walmart restroom. The group also reacts to odd things people just don’t get, keeping the laughs coming throughout!
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Overconfidence In Horror Survival
- People dramatically overestimate their ability to survive horror movies despite clear plot handicaps built into those films.
- Familiarity with a house and quick thinking are repeatedly cited as the main imagined advantages against killers like Jason.
Respect Your Social Battery
- Recognize your social battery limits and plan outings around your personal sweet spot.
- Try leaving before venue changes or late-night hours if you start feeling drained.
Toilets Are Becoming Tech Platforms
- New bathroom tech is shifting from convenience to surveillance and health diagnostics in unexpected ways.
- Devices range from ad-gated toilet paper dispensers to Kohler's $600 camera that analyzes waste for health signals.