We read the papers so you don’t have to. Today: Photo strop! A doctored photo of Kate Middleton sends the press reeling. That’s showbiz. The 2024 Oscars ran smoothly, but there were still some surprise winners. Plus – Feeling Crabby! The Guardian’s deep dive into Margate’s crab museum is exactly what we needed today.

Miranda Sawyer is joined by The Critic’s Rob Hutton and comedian and actor Rich Fulcher

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Kate Middleton photoshop conspiracy – Who stole the show at the Oscars? – The Guardian investigates a crab museum