Pilates and Coldplay Cheating CEO Scandal

This week’s episode is a full spiral, reformer-style. We kick off in the Pilates studio where I’m sweating, shaking, and resisting the cult of leggings while surrounded by girls named Sage in $300 sets. Then we talk gym culture, peri-menopausal survival, and why I now dress like I’ve lost everything in the divorce… for safety.

Because in 2025? Looking rich is a liability.

I unpack the emotional damage of trying to look poor on vacation while influencers get robbed in Paris for posting their Birkins.

This week on Currently Cringing, we spiral through everything from gym culture and Pilates reformer trauma to Mounjaro-fueled survival and a Coldplay concert affair that turned into an HR disaster. I update you on how weight training is saving my peri-menopausal bones, why I dress like an off-duty monk at the gym, and how my husband fell mid-class while I judged him in silence.

Then we dive into the scandal of the week: the Astronomer CEO who got caught cheating on the Coldplay kiss cam, launching a viral meltdown, a wife deleting his last name from Facebook, and me questioning why anyone cheats in public… at Gillette Stadium… while Chris Martin sings Fix You.

We also discuss the new survival aesthetic: why cute vacation outfits are over and looking rich is officially a safety hazard. Because at this point? I pack like I’m starring in a documentary about disappearing quietly.

We spiral. We sweat. We stay unhinged.

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