Introduction

The Red Card - I Don't Understand What's Going Through Nick Pope

I Wear Two-Brafka Kind of Play Because He's a Keeper

The First 20 Minutes, the Quality of the Goals, and Eddie Hal Going, That's That

What Does Liverpool Go Look Like?

The Best Chance of Trent Alexander Arnold, I Thought It Was Really Interesting, Kevin Tripp, He's Like, I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here

Liverpool - Liverpool, I'll Say Again, It's a Tremendous Finish, but It'll Be a Little Bit of a Jovial, He's in All the Shite, and I'm Going to Be an Absolute Banger for Liverpool.

I'm a Darwin Skeptic, I'd Like to See a More Refined Finish From This Fellow, I Think There's Loads That He's Got in His Locker

Jota's Finishing, I'm a Bit Off My Head and I'll Finish It All, We'll Do Cool, We Can Count That Can't We?

Shader's Finish, He's Blammy, but It's in the Corner

Newcastle - It's a Good Game, I'd Say.

The Key Moment Is Cody Gakko

The Man of the Match, Mo Salah, Henderson, Henderson.

Liverpool - Is He Raising the Bat?

Stu Fabino - Is He a Hit?

Is He Liverpool's Best Midfielder?

The Best Goalkeeper in the World

The Bravakka Is a Keeper, a Sweeper Keeper and a Shot Stopper.

He's an Unorthodox Proposition for an Opposition Side

Away End - Newcastle

The League Table Looks So Much Different

The World in the Arsenal Games Away

Next Game Is the Most Important Game Ever

Boston at the Table, Evan, Bormouth and Southampton All Win

I'll See. I'm Just Intriguing by Shave.

I Think We're Still Going to Answer the Vanisius Question in the Game

I Think It's Going to Be a Great Night at Anfield

Do You Want to Be in Cup Against Darwin, Dave?

Real Madrid - Can't Land Blows?