Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers to clear the docket. They discuss the rules of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Appalachian turns of phrase, and cooking. Plus, we seek a ruling from the Court's Official Automobile Expert Rhea Butcher. And a new segment: Juvenile Court!

Links discussed in this episode:

• The instagram account for Chanell Crichlow (PitchBlak Brass Band), a Friend of the Court and amazing tuba player
• The live episode of JJHo featuring musical guest Jean Grae singing "Minnie the Moocher," with PitchBlack Brass Band backing her.  (Make sure to listen all the way to the end for the impromptu Night Court theme performance!)
• Rhea Butcher's new album "Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootleg" on A Special Thing records
• Listener Dani's twitter account "Trash treasures for community"

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