Pardon My Take

JJ Watt, Sixers Get Whomped By The Celtics, Max's Soul Patch Reveal + NBA/NHL Playoffs

May 15, 2023

02:27:54

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JJ Watt

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Episode notes

Introduction

2min

The Game Time App: The Best Ticketing App in the World

2min

The Boston Celtics' Elimination of the Philadelphia 76ers

4min

Sixers No Answers for Celtics Pick and Roll

2min

The Birth of Big Cat's Third Child, Father of Three

2min

The Biggest Loser of All Time

2min

Max's Face Looks Bad

2min

The Fucking Game

2min

Doc Rivers' 33 Losses in a Series

3min

10.

The Perfect Storm: James Harden's Fucking Prime

2min

11.

The Sixers' No Beat Game

2min

12.

Joe and Beatz: The Conversation Needed to Be Had

2min

13.

The Importance of Context in Basketball

2min

14.

The Media Fucking Sugar Coated His Failures in the NBA

2min

15.

The Love Story of Joel Embiid and Philadelphia

2min

16.

The Turning Point of Joel Embiid

2min

17.

Jokech or MB?

2min

18.

The Process of Losing

2min

19.

How to Win a Super Bowl

2min

20.

The Ponzi Scheme

2min

21.

Max's Low

2min

22.

The Importance of MVP Voting

5min

23.

LeBron James and the Warriors Dynasty

4min

24.

The Fear of the Nuggets

2min

25.

The New Nuggets

2min

26.

The Celtics and the Heat

2min

27.

The Loser of the Soul Patch Bet

2min

28.

How to Get Out of a Sole Patch

2min

29.

The NHL's Crack Heads

2min

30.

JJ Watt: The Best Beer in the World

3min

31.

Blake Griffin's Back Is Back

2min

32.

Jaws' Addiction to Instagram Live

2min

33.

Jaa's Gun Debate

4min

34.

The Grizzlies' Plan to Move on From Them

2min

35.

The First Moment When You're at Home

2min

36.

How to Deal With Three Children

2min

37.

The Importance of Having Kids

3min

38.

Israel Adasanya's Girlfriend Is Suing Him for Breaking Up With Her

2min

39.

How to Win a Majors Major Week PJ Championship

3min

40.

How to Grow Your Face Back Faster

2min

41.

How to Buy a Team in Burnley FC

4min

42.

Burnley vs. West Ham

2min

43.

The Importance of Watching the Premier League

4min

44.

How to Be a Good Pizza Boy

2min

45.

How to Be an Ambassador for Houston

2min

46.

How to Be a Better Defensive Player

2min

47.

The Importance of Staying on the Field

6min

48.

How to Look and Feel Your Best

2min

49.

JJ Watt: A Bridge Between American Football and British Football

5min

50.

The Dolphins and the Hall of Fame

1min

51.

The Number One Food at the Prudential Center

2min

52.

The Best Food at the Mets Game

2min

53.

The Problem With Sticking With 99

2min

54.

The Numbers That Say 17

2min

55.

How to Trade Back to Arsenal

1min

56.

The Importance of Perspective in Life

3min

57.

The Worst Feeling Ever

4min

58.

The Pain of a Pec Injury

2min

59.

Hank Can't Get the Ball

2min

60.

Hank's Lottery Ball

2min

61.

The Biggest Lottery Ball Machine Ever

2min

62.

How to Deal With Hank Hitting the Table

2min

63.

How to Build a Lottery Ball Machine

2min

64.

Memes, You're Never Going to Get It

4min

The Celtics have killed the process. Jayson Tatum's incredible Game 7. Max joins with his fresh new soul patch and we talk about Embiid/Doc/Harden failing yet again (00:00:00-00:43:55). Lebron James is insane and the Lakers have a date with the Nuggets (00:43:55-00:52:37). The Knicks tried and Heat/Celtics is on (00:52:37-00:59:11). Hockey playoffs and we're now Krakheads (00:59:11-01:02:56). Who's back of the week including Ja Morant and Big Cat is now a Father of 3 (01:02:56-01:27:36). JJ Watt joins us in studio to talk about his purchase of Burnley, meeting Frank the Tank, Missing Football and more (01:27:36-02:16:57). We finish with an update on the Lottery Ball machine after Friday's demise (02:16:57-02:27:45).

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