There's lies, there's damn lies, then there's statistics... and the Salt Lake Tribune. We all rely on click-bait at least once in our lives but this last one, in our view, was a pretty hilarious attempt at crafting an article meant to appear that the LDS church was getting a prophetess when it wasn't. This led us to consult on Jacob Hansen as to the hilariously Anti-mormon origins of the Salt Lake Tribune. Enjoy.