The Moth The Moth Podcast: Apples and Bananas
Jan 16, 2026
David Harris-Gershon, a teacher and writer known for his humorous storytelling, hilariously recounts donning a life-size banana suit to promote smoothies, only to face an unexpected assault. His bizarre encounter unfolds amidst the chaos of Athens's Twilight Criterion. Meanwhile, Holly Rudder, a London-based writer and illustrator, shares her comical nightmare of a late-night online grocery order that resulted in an astonishing six-pound single apple, leading to an unforgettable doorstep exchange. Both tales are ripe with humor and unexpected twists!
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When Promotions Become Personal Risks
- David's story shows how workplace requests can force people into humiliating PR stunts to keep jobs.
- It reveals how small customer-facing promotions can unexpectedly become personal risks for employees.
Banana Suit Backfires
- David Harris-Gershon recounts being made to wear a life-size banana suit while working for Ultimate Smoothies during a chaotic Athens, Georgia bike race night.
- He gets assaulted in the costume, chooses not to press charges, and tells the cops "the punishment has already been given."
Confirm Promo Duties Before You Agree
- If you're hired to do customer-facing promotion work, confirm expectations and risks before agreeing.
- Prioritize clear boundaries to avoid being put in humiliating or unsafe situations on the job.
