Ep 764: Waking up from vasectomy with lipstick on

*** Check out my other podcast "Comedy Quick Hits with Opie". Here's the latest episode https://omny.fm/shows/comedy-quick-hits-with-opie/you-dead *** Here's the video playlist for all the episodes from Tuesdays at Gebhards https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoRwry_hfdo5bw4Y8ga5iXhmhbDgk7O5H Sponsored by Skylight Frame $15 off at https://www.skylightframe.com/frame/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=showrenew&utm_campaign=OPIE/ Matt's back from his birthday celebration.  Also, Matt's big announcement, I don't like Venice, you went Pink Floyd, tequila makes you wake up with the lights on, where are your shoulders, do you like used underwear mailed to you, you do any swallowing, botox lips, if you don't know you don't know, it was a police dog that found his penis, why would you want an extra ball, the day I kill myself, you're setting me up and much more!