Call Her Daddy Hannah Berner: How to Scare Men (FBF)
Nov 14, 2025
Join comedian and podcaster Hannah Berner for a wild talk filled with laughter and candid stories. Hannah shares her experiences of blacking out on reality TV and a hilarious rejection by a college mascot. They dive into the concept of 'al dente dick' and share their wildest dating mishaps, including a shocking encounter with an NHL player. Hannah also discusses her transition from reality TV to stand-up, revealing secrets behind her Netflix special and their surprising audience reactions. Get ready for unfiltered girl talk that’s as chaotic as it is entertaining!
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Mascot Rejection Turned Viral Story
- Hannah Berner recounts drunkenly trying to start a summer fling with Bucky the Mascot and getting rejected.
- She later learned he sometimes DMed her but ultimately ghosted, which she now laughs about.
Blackout Cannonball Got Mic Yanked
- Hannah describes blacking out once on reality TV and cannonballing into the pool, forcing crew to remove her mic.
- She says production treats cast like toddlers and the audio crew sprinted to yank her mic pack.
Handle Temporary Erectile Issues Calmly
- Normalize 'al dente dick' and avoid shaming partners for temporary erectile issues.
- Reduce pressure: look away and stop creating performance anxiety to help him recover.