Who's booked their Bravocon hotel because we want to do hoodrat stuff with our friends! After spending 30 minutes of pre-production finding the perfect walking distance dwellings near the Javits Center, Desmond brings his most important Bravo News and LP details the most awkward lunch conversation of her adult life. Brie falls back into the Below Deck universe (thank you, Aesha) and we try and fail to understand Diana Jenkins's social media downfall. But onto Bravo TV's most beautiful newbies, the ladies of Real Housewives of Dubai! Keep the goats, Chanel Ayan, but also here's your Reality TV Emmy after only the season premiere. LP gets Big Stalker Energy from Caroline Brooks, we want to snatch center peach from Caroline Stanbury, and Phaedra, girl, what are you doing in Dubai?? Finally, we've got a St. Andy to give out that goes beyond the Bravo TV universe and hits close to home for us.

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