

695: William Montgomery
Jun 22, 2025
In this fun conversation, comedian William Montgomery, known for his charming quirkiness and as a parade enthusiast, dives into the wacky world of competitive eating and humorous anecdotes about food. He shares laughable tales from parades and a hilarious experience with a corn dog contest. The duo also discusses the absurdities of diet culture, lighthearted mishaps in parenting, and the colorful community spirit found at festivals. With a nod to fast food creativity, their banter is a delightful blend of humor and nostalgia.
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Beanbag Injury at Parade
- William Montgomery got hit in the face with a beanbag during a parade, causing a shiner.
- He enjoyed the food vendors and the chaos involving smoke and people running at the event.
Magic and Food Contests
- Corn dog and hot dog eating contests attract witches, warlocks, and necromancers.
- The puking during contests acts as a psychic purging to remove curses placed by these magical beings.
Cattail Costume Poop Geyser
- A parade attendee's fake cattail unexpectedly released feces when pulled by a child.
- This surprise incident taught a humorous but valuable lesson about respecting others' costumes.