Last Podcast On The Left Episode 598: The Horrible Lives and Deaths of the Saints - The OGs
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Nov 15, 2024 The discussion takes a darkly humorous dive into the bizarre lives and gruesome deaths of early saints. Topics like the absurd commercialization of saintly relics, the eccentricity of St. Jerome's skull obsession, and the violent narratives that shape Christian faith are explored. The hosts weave in hilarious college memories and critiques of sainthood's modern marketing. They also share the intriguing tales of St. Blandina and St. Christopher, offering chuckles and insights into the absurdity and resilience of these legendary figures.
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Blandina's Martyrdom
- Blandina, an enslaved woman, was tortured in the amphitheater for being Christian.
- Animals refused to attack her initially, but she was later killed by a bull.
St. Lawrence's Roast
- St. Lawrence, the treasurer of the church, presented the poor as the church's true treasures to Roman officials.
- Roasted alive, he joked, "Turn me over. I'm well done on this side."
St. Christopher's Journey
- Reprobus, seeking the greatest king, served a king, then Satan, then finally Christ.
- Renamed Christopher, he converted people with a magic staff and was martyred.