A guy calls in to tell me how much he loves tires. We talk about tires for at least 12 minutes. He tells me not only why he loves tires, but how his obsession with tires is ruining his life. Other people call in to talk about other things too, but the first 12 minutes of this is tire dominant. I’m just letting you know ahead of time.

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