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On the show today: Neymar’s threesome spawns a pregnancy - but who’s the daddy: the brazil striker or his lookalike?

Cristiano Ronaldo is sending secret messages to Putin and Trend AA in Madrid asks: “What’s the Spanish for ‘stop savin’ chat’”

Links from the pod:

Schweinsteiger booed as he announces he’s staying: https://x.com/MusialaEra/status/1904519742771073089

Stop savin chat: https://x.com/CFCGiroud/status/1392147020064960519

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